Roger Ebert summed it up this way in a tweet: "Massachusetts to Teddy: 'F–k you.'"

The Post reports on a D.C. Council bill that would make medical marijuana available at five spots in the city. Can't wait for the debate over who will grow and dispense the stuff, and where. Said Councilmember David Catania, who proposed the legislation: "I would rather not have the Department of Health engaged in the cultivation of marijuana." I don't know, I think he should keep all options open. The city could become a great grower. Think Conrad Shepard in Weeds! Maybe we should ask Mike Riggs over at the Daily Caller what he thinks!

Police are searching for a man suspected of killing eight people in Appomattox, Va., yesterday, which newly installed Gov. Robert McDonnell called a "horrific tragedy." The manhunt is centered around a wooded area about 2 miles wide and 10 football fields long, where 39-year-old Christopher Speight is thought to be hiding. The killings—four bodies were discovered outside "a white house along rural Snapps Mill Road," three were inside, and one was a distance away—may have stemmed from a domestic dispute. Schools there are closed today.

Now here's a story: The District is being sued by the lienholder of a Mercedes-Benz that was impounded because of a bunch of unpaid parking tickets and then sold at auction for a pittance (well, as far as Benzes go).

Writes the Examiner:

Ten months after selling Stephen Yelverton's Mercedes SLK350, the District finds itself the defendant in a federal lawsuit, potentially being forced to pay thousands more than the vehicle was worth.

The D.C. Department of Public Works towed the 2006 Mercedes convertible, the subject of seven unpaid parking tickets totaling $980, to the Blue Plains Impoundment Lot in early 2009. Liquidation.com, the District's online auctioneer, sold the car March 17 for $18,900.

But Yelverton, a D.C. lawyer now in bankruptcy, still owed $42,606 on the car when it was impounded. Michigan-based DCFS USA, the lienholder, had issued a default notice the previous September, according to court documents. Yelverton had not made a car payment since June 2008.

You see, Yelverton apparently was notified about the impoundment (which, to be honest, seems like the least of his problems, since he was more than $600,000 in debt as of last spring). But DCFS claims it was not. Let's let the lawyers duke this one out, at taxpayer expense.

Happy hump day. Unless you're a Democrat.

UPDATE: A spot of good news: Virginia State Police say the suspect in the killing spree in Appomattox, Christopher Speight, has surrendered without incident.

Photograph by Darrow Montgomery

Nobody seemed to know whose pickup truck it was—certainly the police didn’t, but they weren’t about to arrest the twenty or so people jammed onto the cargo area.  Slowly, imperceptibly, it rolled us down 16th Street as we chanted “Sí se puede!” and “O-BAM-A” and—yes—”U.S.A.!” to the approval of crowds on either side of the road.  Flag-waving pedestrians constituted a peaceable but overwhelming force amid the standstill traffic, hollering genially at the gridlocked cars and asking those of us on the pickup if they could jump on.  They could.  Horns blared euphorically and strangers hugged or high-fived or fist-bumped or made out, and the truck continued its snail’s march toward the White House.

Turning onto H Street, we were joined by a policeman who waved to the six people jammed into the cab of the truck (doors swinging, legs dangling) and helped clear a path for us.  Any other night he would have busted us; tonight, the judicious reveler had free rein.  A sea of people parted and we picked up speed, jostling each other and clinging together for support.

The whole scene made more sense to me than anything that had come before it.  When the election was called, I was at my desk on the deserted third story of the City Paper office with no lights on and the admin page of the blog for company.  A friend called from China.  “I don’t know how to celebrate right now,” he told me.  I knew, I thought, how he felt.  Later, at a party in Friendship Heights, they played “St. Dominic’s Preview,” a song about what to do once you’ve gotten what you’ve always wanted.  After Obama’s acceptance speech, the song made a great deal of sense to me.  Nothing outside of it quite did.

…until 2 a.m. when I boarded the pickup truck.  That somehow felt right.  It was a nice little democratic enterprise, really: everybody allowed onboard, no matter how cramped and impractical things became.  The scene outside the White House once we disembarked was perhaps a little bitter for my taste—you can only hear “Move, Bush, get out the way” and “Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye” so many times before they start to rankle.  I shoved my way to the wire fence separating us from the lawn and raised my eyes to the roof.  A sniper stood in full view, watching the sizable crowd, waiting.  “Put down your gun and join us!” one guy screamed.  “You know you want to!”  No response.  The crowd launched into a particularly untuneful rendition of “America the Beautiful.”  Folks to my left and right were drunk-dialing like it was Mardi Gras.  “You won tonight, baby, and I won, and America won.  We all won.  We finally won.”

At the Lincoln Memorial, a young man began to sing “The Stars and Stripes.”  Operatic but not showy, it sounded lovely against the walls of the temple.  But before he got past the “perilous fight,” two security guards descended on him, pointing to a sign that said something about quiet and respect.  “Are you really going to stop him from singing tonight of all nights?” someone asked them.  Yes, was the answer.  The night’s carte blanche had expired.