Did the entire country get snowed in over the weekend? Could bad reviews have really kept JoBro fans away? The mind boggles.

The box office Top 10, courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes:

1. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail $16.5M
2. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience $12.7M
3. Slumdog Millionaire $12.2M
4. Taken $10M
5. He's Just Not That Into You $5.9M
6. Paul Blart: Mall Cop $5.6M
7. Coraline $5.3M
8. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li $4.7M
9. Confessions of a Shopaholic $4.5M
10. Fired Up $3.8M

Bride Wars, out Jan. 9
Tag line: "May the best bride win."

Hotel for Dogs, out Jan. 16
Tag line: "No stray gets turned away."

Paul Blart: Mall Cop, out Jan. 16
Tag line: "Safety never takes a holiday."

And my personal favorite:
My Bloody Valentine 3D, out Jan. 16
Tag line: "Nothing says 'date movie' like a 3D ride to hell." (!!!)

OK, so at least Hotel for Dogs is for kids. But if any of you spend your hard-earned bucks guffawing through the others -- including My Bloody Valentine, since grisly murders are apparently now considered laff riots -- you're what's wrong with America.