Posts Tagged ‘orchids’

Express Haiku: Mars Attacks!

Which are sketchier:
Five-year sex trips to Mars, or
Erotic orchids?

Doodlin’ Among the Orchids

This past Sunday, in the company of several illustrious out-of-town friends, I paid visit to the orchids at the U.S. Botanic Garden. Truth be told, I'd never spent much time with these precious blossoms before, and on this day—like a lizard on a windowpane?—I was popeyed at their more than platitudinous beauty. "Oh, [...]