Awesome trivia about Austin Kearns: Kearns had his first RBI since May 7 during Saturday's Nats loss to the O's. He's hitting .197. Awesomer trivia about Kearns: He makes $8 million this year.
Awesomeist trivia about Kearns: He's not hurt!
Kearns is one of the many Cincinnati Reds brought to DC by disgraced and departed GM Jim [...]