Attention People From Colder Climes: Shut Up.
Hey, you know what would happen if they got an inch of snow in Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.? Nothing! You know what would suck worse? Living in Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.*!
Every time it snows here I get ready–make sure I have ice melt, find the snow shovels in the basement, check air pressure in car [...]




