Good morning, Friday! After work today, it's the weekend! Thank you, labor unions!
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How pot dealers prefer FedEx to UPS ("I mean, if you absolutely, positively have to [...]

Sometime around 8, Tai Shan entered a FedEx container and headed out to Dulles. I hope he took 123 to the Toll Road, rather than stay on 66, which is a killer! He will be flying back to China as part of a deal under which they sell us cheap power tools for the foreseeable [...]

The Man has been hard at work. During the winter, The Man blasted me with heat like a rotisserie chicken. Now He is trying to freeze me out. Well, The Man, I have news for You. You see that FedEx box on my ceiling, the one covering the duct? Oh yeah, it's a box You [...]