Posts Tagged ‘Express’

Express Haiku: The Snowquester

Hold up. What is this:
The Day After Tomorrow?
Try #Snowverated.

Express Haiku: Mars Attacks!

Which are sketchier:
Five-year sex trips to Mars, or
Erotic orchids?

Human Feelings A Dangerous Impediment in Washington Apartment Hunt

You know an issue is swirling around in Washington's zeitgeist when Express runs a service article about it that makes the issue needlessly complicated. Previously, the free paper suggested that the best way to deal with a hot car on Metro is to move to another car. Now Express is giving tips for how to [...]

Photo: Express

900 Block G Street, NW.  © 2011 Matt Dunn

Obama Lends Magic To Washington City Paper

This morning, some of us volunteered to pass out our special inauguration issue at various metro stops. The issue includes a great essay on what Obama's relationship with D.C. should be, a behind-the-scenes look at some of the more obscure balls, a look at how local politicos will be making the scene on Jan. 20, [...]

Fuego/Frio: “That’s So Frio I Can See Russia From There!”

A MUST-WATCH in which Erik lampoons the Informer and the Express for their mind-numbing election stories and shows off his command of la langue française while questioning the "global view" of Regina Belle.
Hope y'all brought mittens.
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Fuego/Frio: Sex, Lies and Videotape

THIS WEEK: The Washington Times digs Democratic sex scandals; the Washington Informer misinforms; Bob Woodward writes a yawner; the Express does some textbook critter-pandering; and Erik withholds the vaunted 'fuego' designation.
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