Adams Morgan, never known for its bipartisanship, is offering up a few parting shots for George W. Bush and his buddies. Tomorrow at 5:30 and 7 p.m. and Saturday at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. Adams Morgan MainStreet (the good folks who bring us Adams Morgan Day) will dole out free swipes at an elephant-shaped [...]

THESE ARE WORDS YOU WILL NEVER SPEAK if you help the National Zoo build its planned Elephant Exercise Trek.
According to a letter sent to me and other Friends of the National Zoo (FONZ), the exercise trek will allow elephants to "exercise, forage, and behave much as they would in the wild."
The zoo needs $500 grand [...]