Is it possible to be too close to the most momentous event in American political history?

LL points this out not to complain about his fab seat at yesterday's swearing-in---fourth row, about 20 feet below the speaker's podium---but to contemplate bearing witness to that event.

In the section LL was seated in---Section 1, natch, green ticket---he was seated among several dozen other reporters, mostly from magazines and other non-daily publications. In other words, contemplation is what this group was supposed to do---take the long view, for reports in their sober, contemplative publications. (LL was seated between Fortune and Sports Illustrated.)

LL wasn't sure yesterday what a smartass city hall reporter was supposed to do during all this. But, one day later, allow him to take a longer view than his Twitters. LL fancies himself no expert in divining the entrails of what happened 20 feet above him yesterday. For one thing, he was too close to do that---the elevation difference meant not much more than the podium itself was visible. For another, his usual quarries were either well above (Mayor Adrian M. Fenty, seated among the nation's governors) or well behind him (the D.C. Council, in Section 13).

So his meditation will have to be on the scene itself.

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Loose Lips columnist and inaug correspondent extraordinaire Mike DeBonis is City Paper's only ticketed, credentialed staffer on the Mall today. He'll be calling in with reports from his sweet spot at the swearing-in and with reports of his debunking the myth you can't do it all on Inauguration Day. If anyone can do it, LL can.

UPDATE 1:25 p.m.: DeBonis calls in before beginning his mission. He reports he also had better seats than Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L. Jackson, Common, and Angela Bassett. Someone in the crowd indicated he might have a better seat than Jay-Z. "But I didn't see him," says DeBonis.

Bush leaving was a highlight, but not in the snide, pessimistic way shoe-throwers would have it. People cheered when Bush and Obama hugged, when the helicopter lifted off, and when Bush flew over the crowd. They waved, collectively, goodbye to 43, not as if to say: So long from the city you hate, but rather in the style of The Sound of Music, when the children leave the party. So long! Farewell! Auf Wiedersehen! Adieu!*

*Mike DeBonis did not approve of this message.

UPDATE 12:58 p.m.: DeBonis prepares to historically sprint to parade route. No time to call. Reports via twitter his seat was better than Diddy's. But was it better than my seat, inside Erik Wemple's office listening to Ruth Samuelson eat kugel? I thought not.

UPDATE 10:45 a.m.: Obama's motorcade is making its way up Pennsylvania Avenue north of the Capitol. DeBonis is sitting in front of the Marine Band, which was pretty freakin' loud when he called. From what I could make out, DeBonis thinks his ticketed seat might be "too good." Apparently, he's right in front of the podium but the podium could block his view. Buck up, DeBonis!

DeBone also reports Don King is working the crowd, saying "Only in America!" about every other second. NPR right now also impressed with Don King. Don King reportedly also impressed with Don King.