Posts Tagged ‘CIVIL WAR’
Abe Lincoln Smiled? Who Knew?
Abe Lincoln hasn’t been this hot since his body went cold.
Lincoln turned 200 this month. The new president idolizes him. Heck, his memorial just hosted one of the biggest rock concerts in U.S. history.
A crowd of kids from Hearst Elementary were among those making the pilgrimage today to Lincoln’s summer cottage in Petworth, the newly restored residence on the grounds of the Armed Forces Retirement Home.
“I need a nice, Lincoln-like smile from all of you!” shouts William Rope, a third-grade teacher at Hearst and the main adult chaperone on the field trip.
Rope has lined up his class in front of a statue of Lincoln in the rear of the cottage for a photo op, but he’s having trouble getting his pupils to follow orders.
Two-thirds of the kids smile, as per instructions.
The rest do various unauthorized, third-gradey things, like make goofy faces and poke each other in the arm.
Rope finally has reached the end of his, well, you know. And the teacher decides, as Lincoln would have, that for the good of the whole, some individuals must suffer: The teacher loudly tosses one of the funny facemakers out of the group.
Gatling Guns Are Hot? Who Knew?
For the barely current issue of City Paper, I wrote about the Georgetown Hoyas’ new t-shirt shooter, called the T-Shirt Gatling Gun.
Who cares that the team is slumping? The few seconds it takes for the multi-chambered air rifle to fire a couple dozen shirts into the stratosphere are worth a trip to the Verizon Center.
Before encountering the Hoyas’ toy, I don’t think I’d heard the phrase “Gatling Gun” since high school history class. (I’m a product of Fairfax County schools, where civil war minutiae gets treated like breaking local news. )
But, as any military buff would be aware but I hadn’t a clue, the Gatling Gun never went away as an implement of destruction.
And now, in fact, it’s really in vogue.
Apparently, Barack Obama’s escorts carry a Gatling Gun with them, just in case.
Here’s footage of the presidential firepower in action.
Prepare to be scared. No, really.
