Posts Tagged ‘candyasses’
Fancy Bike Guy, Where Are You?
Hey Mr. Expensive Bike Guy,
I couldn't help noticing this morning that you weren't whizzing past me on my way to work--the Four Mile Run trail, the Mount Vernon trail, and the Rock Creek trail were absolutely free of guys on $3,000 carbon-fiber Cervelos and Colnagos who don't signal with bells because those add 25 grams. I didn't see even one person in a moisture-wicking lycra suit covered in logos for European utility companies.
