Awesome trivia about Austin Kearns: Kearns had his first RBI since May 7 during Saturday's Nats loss to the O's. He's hitting .197. Awesomer trivia about Kearns: He makes $8 million this year.
Awesomeist trivia about Kearns: He's not hurt!
Kearns is one of the many Cincinnati Reds brought to DC by disgraced and departed GM Jim [...]

Or, rather, the Natinals are.
I still can't find any Nats-related radio or non-cable TV coverage around here.
But Saturday's national broadcast ABC's evening news took time away from reporting on the Obama/Chavez soul shake/thumb war and the heroification of those poor bozos who got pirated by teenage Somalian druggies for some real man-bites-dog material: a segment [...]

Adam Dunn, signed to a $20 million two-year deal, has hit at least 40 homers in each of the past five seasons.