Mister York’s Neighborhood
Late on Saturday night, I searched YouTube for clips of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. This famous PBS series molded me as much as television could. With no sarcasm and no hidden meanings, it tried to explain life: How trumpets are made, or how it feels to be angry, or what it means to have a friend. As I watched again, I wondered how Fred Rogers found such candor. He spoke to all five-year-olds as Rilke spoke to all 20-year-olds. He needed no punch line. The world was serious. One’s feelings were serious, even if one was very small.
I thought over these things while I sipped wine in the empty house. The dark summer air was quiet, and I felt like part of it: I was an agent of this peace, one neighbor on a block where everyone knew each other, where there were barbeques and talks over the fence, where someone would come over if something was wrong.
Then the kids started shooting.
The first shot rang right in front of the house. The next five came from the neighbors on the next block. Having hit the floor, I reached for a phone and called the cops. “Several callers have already alerted us,” the dispatcher said. “We’re sending the next available unit.” No, they weren’t. No sirens reached G Street till about 20 minutes later, when I was in bed, wondering if Mister Rogers was wrong. Maybe we shouldn’t make friends. Maybe we shouldn’t talk about our feelings. Maybe we shouldn’t play the piano when we get mad.
Maybe we should buy a nine and cap the next mofo who gets in our way.
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June 27th, 2007 at 11:46 am
maybe we should push for the DC council to pass laws that would crack down once and for all on those who perpetrate these crimes. if you do something with a gun, you get locked up for a good long time. no more mr. nice guy approach. show that we mean it when we are going to remove crooks from the street. i don’t think a crack-down could hurt.
June 27th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Perhaps rather than pushing for more laws, the police could get out of the cars and start enforcing existing laws.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
either way, whatever works. the fact that there is no/lax enforcement of what’s on the books is so frustrating.
June 27th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
For the record, I don’t advocate shooting people.
June 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
MPD gets a lot of calls this time of year for gunshots. Many turn out to be fireworks. It just increases the call load and response time. It’s nice to see they’re testing the “shotspotter” system.
June 27th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
York, I know what you look like. The “nine” you’re thinking of buying weighs more than you.
June 27th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Jason, you’d have a hard time tipping the scale against a .38.
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