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Jerk of the Day

Posted to the “rants & raves” section of Craigslist earlier today:

I picked up some illegals outside the Herndon 7-11 in my pickup truck. I told them I had work for them to do. I brought them about 20 miles west of Leesburg(to t he middle of no where). Told them to get out the work was here.

Then I drove away. It then started to rain really hard.

I got the idea from a video I saw. I believe the link was here where a guy picked up some illegals and brought them to immigration.

3 Responses to “Jerk of the Day”

  1. Carrie the Red Says:

    “I got the idea from a video I saw” — in other words, he’s not only a dickhead, he’s a dickhead who required the “How to Be a Dickhead 101″ instructional video from Time-Life Books to figure out how to be one.

    I’d like to think there’s a special place in the afterlife where creeps like this are strung up and used as pinatas by the people they’ve persecuted. Or at least that Heaven has a Boeing-constructed electric fence that zaps not those with last names of Cruz or Rodriguez but anyone whose middle name is Dickhead.

  2. K Says:

    He should also have to suffer through Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation.

  3. Washington City Paper: News & Features: Blogs Says:

    [...] case you missed the previous winner, here’s a fresh immigration-debate post from the “rants & raves” section of [...]

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