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Hoya April Fools’ Issue Follow Up
For a full recap of what happened at the forum on the Hoya's April Fools' edition, head over to Vox Populi, where they also liveblogged the forum.
“Beer Garden is Not Our Term.”
More on the beer garden proposed near National's Stadium in D.C.
Andrew J. Kline, representing Robert "Bo" Blair, said at a March 25 meeting of the Alcohol Beverage Control Board that his client wants to create a "festival site with amenities" near National's Stadium, but that "beer garden is not our term, I don't know where that came from."
April Fools’ Fallout: The Hoya Posts Joke Edition Online, Says It’s Really, Really Sorry
For those of you still wondering about all that hullabaloo surrounding the April Fools' edition of The Hoya last week, you're in luck! The staff of Georgetown University's student newspaper has posted the PDF for your viewing pleasure.
Dozens of students, angry about what they considered inflammatory articles, staged a sit-in at the newspaper’s office last Thursday night, hundreds more have joined a Facebook group condemning the content of the issue.
Even a week after it hit the racks, the joke edition is still a hot topic of debate on campus, students said. Over the weekend, several of those offended by the issue met with the university president to discuss the matter, and he will likely talk about the issue in a campus address, reports rival publication The Georgetown Voice. Read More "April Fools’ Fallout: The Hoya Posts Joke Edition Online, Says It’s Really, Really Sorry" »
When April Fools’ Editions Go Bad: Georgetown Students Protest at Hoya Offices
The hits just keep on coming over at the Hoya. Like we warned on Monday, April Fools' issues can cause more problems than they are worth.
Dozens of Georgetown University students, angry about what they perceived as racially-inflammatory articles in the Hoya’s April Fools’ issue, staged a sit-in at the newspaper's office last night. Read More "When April Fools’ Editions Go Bad: Georgetown Students Protest at Hoya Offices" »
Thousands of Issues of Catholic University Student Newspaper Trashed Across Campus
Thousands of issues of the Catholic University of America’s student newspaper, The Tower, were stolen and thrown into recycling bins across campus on Friday evening.
Several issues of the paper were ripped up and placed in front of the newspaper office, and a comic that ran in the paper was ripped out and taped next to the door.
The comic was commenting on several forum pieces and letters to the editor that have run in the Tower over the past two months discussing gay rights and the Catholic Church. Featuring the Basilica of the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception and symbols signifying gays and lesbians, the comic stated that the student population that identifies as gay is "no longer underground."
Student editors called the Metropolitan Police Department on Friday and again on Sunday, and were told by officers both times that because the issues were free on newsstands, they did not consider it a theft.
Contacted today, MPD Officer Israel James of the office of communications said the amount of papers trashed made the case "a little tricky," and said he would call back after he looked into the issue.
More on free newspaper theft after the jump.
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GW Student Newspaper Releases April Fools’ Edition a Bit Early
The GW Hatchet has released their April Fools' issue a bit early this year, featuring fake stories about the school mascot undergoing torture, former VP Cheney taking over GW Hospital, and a fake Twitter account of their university president.
For the staffs of college newspapers, it's the one day of the year it's okay to just make stuff up.
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Cardinal’s Nest Show Showdown Today at D.C. ABRA
The D.C. Alcoholic Beverage Regulation Administration has ordered Cardinal's Nest owner Darrell Green, a former D.C. police officer, to appear before the board today to answer multiple charges: that he allowed underage drinking; allowed beverages to be sold that were not for consumption inside of the establishment; permitted the sale of back drinks (translation: double-fisting); played music too loud; and violated multiple specifications of a voluntary agreement he entered with Brookland residents. He was also charged with not making that agreement available for inspection.
Green is scheduled to appear before the board today at 1 p.m. At last check, he was being represented by Andrew J. Kline, who Loose Lips reported in December violated nearly a dozen rules of professional conduct, including committing criminal forgery and engaging in behavior “involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit, or misrepresentation," according to a report [PDF] issued by the D.C. Court of Appeals’ Board of Professional Responsibility.
Read the full report and other details after the jump.
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Video: Free Rita’s Water Ice Patrons Include Reed & Oyster Elementary School Students, Ice-Loving Businessmen
The hours left in the first day of spring are winding down, be sure you get your free cup of Rita's Water Ice before the day is over!
Rita's free ice promotion is running until stores close (either 9 p.m. or 10 p.m. depending on the store) so get over and get yourself some ice! Use this tool to find Rita's locations.
At the Rita's in Adams Morgan, Angela Brock said that Reed Elementary School and Oyster Elementary School, both located near the Rita's location, brought students out in droves earlier today to take advantage of the free ice. They served up 357 cups of ice, said Brock.
Brock and her sister, Charnita Brock Walker, were featured in Washington Post Magazine a few weeks back.
"summer treat! gelati @ rita's" by Flickr user Bright_Star.
The Evolution of the Yearbook Photo: From Ed Liddy to John Slattery to Now
As I selected my senior yearbook photo via the world wide interwebs this week, I took a minute to think about the difference between the presentation of those images today versus previous generations.
Today, photography companies are offering many ways to make yourself look better. There are options for retouching and removing scars, tan lines, moles, tattoos, piercings, and stray hairs (just $40 a pose!). Being a poor college student, I'll take my photo with the flaws, thank you very much.
But it got me thinking about the generations of students before me who probably would have paid that money because those yearbook photos were the defining photo of their collegiate career. The artificially posed snapshot in time was the photo that their college friends would remember them by for all eternity.
Those photos sometimes gave us a peek into what a person was actually like at the time the photo was taken.
Take John Slattery. Sure, now he's the silver-haired, womanizing, suave Roger Sterling of the Sterling Cooper advertising agency.
But before he was a Mad Man, Slattery was a young adult.
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UPDATE: Man Hit, Killed by Train at McPherson Square Station, Likely Intentional, Delays Expected
UPDATED: 3:08 p.m.
The victim was a male, there was no age available at the time, and the preliminary investigation indicates it was intentional, according to a WMATA spokesman. There were several witnesses and authorities will be reviewing surveillance footage from the station.
UPDATED 3:05 p.m.
A person was struck and killed by blue line train at the McPherson Square Station, according to Cathy Asato of WMATA's Office of Media Relations.
The event happened at about 1:15 p.m.
There is currently no blue or orange line service between Foggy Bottom and Federal Triangle, and passengers should expect delays throughout the afternoon, said Asato.
From Alert D.C. -
Blue and Orange line riders face delays after person hit by a train
Buses called in to shuttle passengers around incident
Blue and Orange line riders are facing delays this afternoon after a person was hit by a train at the McPherson Square station around 1:15 p.m. The Blue Line train was headed to the Franconia-Springfield Metrorail station at the time of the incident.
There is no train service to the McPherson Square station while emergency crews respond. Metro is setting up free shuttle bus service from the Foggy Bottom Metrorail station to the Federal Triangle Metrorail station to help passengers around the incident area. The buses will stop at Foggy Bottom, Farragut West, McPherson Square, Metro Center and Federal Triangle.
Passengers can expect delays throughout the afternoon as Metro continues to investigate.
This Weekend: Pat Hamou’s Real Machers at DCJCC Begs For Hollywood Treatment
Editor's Note: This is an expansion of this week's City Lights Pick for Real Machers (pronounced MOKH-er), at the Ann Loeb Bronfan Gallery at the D.C. Jewish Community Center near 16th & Q NW.
Graphic designer Pat Hamou first spotted a mug shot of Murder Inc. hit man Abe “Kid Twist” Reles in the New York Daily News about four-and-a-half years ago. Struck by the mobster’s face, he drew a portrait of the Jewish gangster using a rapidograph pen and watercolors just for the heck of it.
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Average Day: John Culberson (R-TX)
Think politicians are paralyzed by Twitter? That's just the beginning.
Meet John Culberson. He's a Republican from Texas. He's on Twitter. He's also on Qik, a video streaming service for anybody with a Blackberry or a camera-phone. We missed our chance to have him feed our Average Day D.C. blog machine.
Culberson recorded an almost 18-minute-long video from outside the Capital Building last night.
He's recorded four videos just today--including interviews with a scientist talking about glaciers and with the chancellor of Texas Tech.
The best part of the interviews is the awkward part where he explains the technology to those he is talking to.
But he hasn't recorded a video in a full two hours! What's he been doing that whole time? The people have a right to know! Read More "Average Day: John Culberson (R-TX)" »
Write Like Obama?!
Still craving your fix of Obama web goodies?
How's this for economic stimulation--a company has developed a font called "44th President" based on the hand-writing of President Barack Obama. Now you too, can write like the president--for the low, low price of $15.95 (20 percent of the proceeds will go to charity, says the webpage).
If only you could apply fonts to Twitter, Claire McCaskill would be all over this.
Match.com: “Like Facebook for Old People.”
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A blonde haired student picks up her Blackberry. It's another e-mail from Match.com.
"It's not for me," the Catholic University student quickly points out. "It's for my mom."
Justine G. (how she asked to be identified to keep up a "positive image" in her Google search results) is a sophomore media studies major from Allentown, PA. She has secretly signed her mother up for the dating website. She filled out a question form, but it has not posted any photos yet.
"I don't really want any divorced guys for my mom, not that there's anything wrong with it," said Justine.
She was surprised to see that there are CUA students on the website.
Justine describes the dating website as "like Facebook for old people" as she sits by a computer in the yearbook office (she's co-editor) and scrolls through profile after profile of possible digital date prospects.
Average Day’s College Lunch (Video)
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Footage of an average day's lunch at Catholic University's food court, which includes Chick-fil-A.














