"What's the newest seasonal beer?"
"Where can I find my favorite Pilsener from study abroad?"
"Dammit Orr, you promised me a rare Belgian trippel but the restaurant was out of it when I got there!"

I hear your cries, fellow lushes, imbibers, and beer nerds! And I give you the Beerspotter Twitter feed, with live updates on rare and timely beers across the D.C. metro area. Just go to twitter.com/beerspotter (or City Paper Eats) to see the latest alerts on D.C.-area beer.

This is no one-man task. Spotters, I need your help -- especially you folks in Maryland and Virginia. Beerspotter on Twitter is a group account, which means I need you all to contribute. Here's how:

To post to the Beerspotter group account:
1. Create your own Twitter account, and start "following" Beerspotter on Twitter.
2. Wait a minute until I start following you as well. (Sorry but there's no way around this. I promise to respond quickly, especially in these first few days.)
3. Send a Direct Message to Beerspotter with info on the name of the beer, price, location, and maybe something pithy -- this message will automatically be posted on the Beerspotter feed for all to see!
4. Everyone drinks better beer!
**Twitter nerds: no hash tags for now; we're keeping that trick holstered for special events and such.

I hope some of you start using this right away. Until now D.C. had no centralized site for all beer drinkers to stay up on the latest draft and bottle lists. Together, we can make this community happen. Thanks to everyone, and e-mail me if you have any questions. Cheers!

Ever pass some new sleek club or divey pub and wonder what beers lie inside? As new bars pop up around the city, it can be hard to stay up on beer selection. So in keeping with my reputation as an enabler, here's a few of the interweb's finest sites to help you strike liquid gold.

Ratebeer and Beer Advocate are your best bets on finding the good  stuff. Their directory sections (called "Places" and "Beerfly," respectively) both offer extensive reviews of bars and stores, and Ratebeer even has a neat Google Map mashup. What puts these sites at the top of the list is their community -- the thorough reviewers can get down and nerdy, but these enthusiasts tend to offer the best tips on the web.

We realize it's not all about quality, though. Save your booze dollars (or just stretch them further) with happy-hour finders like Bar DC and DC Happy Hours. There's a panoply of these sites online, but these two have some of the more comprehensive listings. We also give kudos to the younger DrinkGuru. It seem to be still building its database, but it sports the cleanest, most navigable design of the bunch.

Meanwhile, keep an eye on Unthirsty and MappyHour. Both seem to be in beta mode, but also feature Google Maps interfaces.

We want it now: Beer Menus is the site we crave more than anything -- a beautiful, simple directory of beer menus and prices all around the city. The problem? That city is New York. Damn yankees.

(Thanks in part to Webware)

Got a question about beer? E-mail the Beerspotter.

One of beer’s holy grails has arrived in D.C.

The coveted beer is Mikkeller, the brainchild of two Danish homebrewers who joined forces in 2006 and within a few short years were producing some of the best tipples in the world. On Ratebeer, the Internet’s largest beer site, all of the brewery’s current batches rank in the 93rd percentile or higher – an almost unequalled feat.

Just a sample of the wares: Mikkeller beers seen around town include Beer Geek Breakfast, a sturdy, black-as-night oatmeal stout with notes of milk chocolate and espresso. Newcomers might enjoy the more accessible Jackie Brown, a brown ale that goes down like Nutella on toast. And for heavyweights there’s Big Worse, a sweet, powerful barleywine whose name is a higher level of “big bad.”

But as of now, Mikkeller is only available in two D.C. stores. And it’s your fault.

Well, at least partially. For vendors, high-end brews like Mikkeller are a risk: Individual bottles retail between $10 and $17, meaning stores have to spend $90 or more on a case that could take weeks to empty. Buying a more popular brand guarantees a much quicker turnover.

Your role in all this (and mine, and anyone who buys beer) comes with purchasing power. Epicurean movements like organics and local food rely on customer demand to drive the market toward better products. If your dollars leaving the supermarket for the farmers market, in time those grocery chains will take notice.

The same happens with beer, but even faster. The population of microbrew drinkers is a fraction of the population in the produce aisle, and D.C. has far fewer good beer stores than groceries, or even farmers markets.

So it’s our responsibility as beer drinkers to encourage stores to carry the good stuff. By buying it.

If we’re talking about Mikkeller, right now you can only do that at D’Vines, in Columbia Heights, and The Wine Specialist, south of Dupont Circle. Their respective beer managers, Pat Hayes and Tim Schliftman, are taking a risk by buying a few cases of the pricy Danish brew, even if more accessible brands could offer a higher turnover.

I spoke with other beer managers at several of the area’s largest and best-regarded stores – none of whom currently stock Mikkeller – and the universal answer was, “We can order a case for you.” That is, they’ll order you some if they can guarantee a sale.

But who can blame them? Stores are businesses, and they need to respect the bottom line if they are to continue offering their services. It’s your duty as a customer to buy responsibly. When a gift beer lands at D.C.’s feet – something exceptional or new or rare – try it.

Talk to your beer vendors. Find out what new stuff they’ve got, and tell them what you thought of the last six-pack you tried. Remember that they’re working to serve you, the loyal customer; if you let them know there’s a market for your favorite microbrew, they’ll do their best to stock it.

And if you’re new to quality beers, ask for advice. Of all the good beer stores I’ve ever visited – in D.C. or anywhere – I’ve never encountered a single staffer that wasn’t completely helpful, friendly, and eager to talk shop. Good beer drinkers are a community, and that community needs more members to thrive.

So next time you’re torn between a six-pack of fizzy yellow stuff and something new and intriguing, empower yourself. Put that buying power to good use. And don’t forget to thank your vendor.

Got a question about beer? E-mail the Beerspotter.

Photo courtesy of Mikkeller