Author Archive for Amanda Hess

Our Morning Roundup

* So, I fell asleep while listening to Palin's speech on NPR. Apparently, it was a doozy. Writes the Washington Post's Michael D. Shear:
[Palin] leaned heavily on her own biography, introducing her husband, Todd, as a commercial fisherman, a union member, a world-champion snowmobile racer and an Eskimo. She described herself as a mom-turned-politician with [...]

Cold And Alone

I'm sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet.
Goodbye.
Photo by Darrow Montgomery

More on Mayorga

Last week, Prince of Petworth reported on the closing of Mayorga Lounge in Columbia Heights. Owner Mark Ko wrote in to PoP to offer up his new plans for the space. Quoth Ko:
Though I’m sad to part from Mayorga Coffee I am excited about our new restaurant/bar. We’ll have a sushi bar downstairs in the [...]

Save A Cat

Hyacinth, an orange-haired, 10-pound local cat, has gone missing. Though the cat (pictured) regularly leaves her Petworth home for up to twenty minutes at a time, she generally returns when called. The cat, who was last seen on the 1300 block of Shepherd St. NW, has now been missing for 24 hours.
Owners Lisa and [...]

How Blogs Can Help Reduce Hate Crimes

Last Friday, D.C.-based blog The New Gay posted this documentation of a recent Adams Morgan hate crime. The post, penned by film/theater outfit Crack co-founder Chris Farris, includes graphic photos of the victims of a severe beating that occurred on a recent Saturday evening close to the 18th Street strip. Writes Farris:
My friend, Todd, was [...]

Obama: You’ve Got Something…

Last night, I watched Barack Obama's acceptance speech on a neighbor's high-falutin' High Definition television. The up-close-and-personal HD technology appears to benefit no face on TV—silver fox Anderson Cooper could stand to lay off the foundation; silver Wolf Blitzer's glinty eyes make him look perpetually high. Barack Obama, however, looks somehow even more fantastic; one [...]

Our Morning Roundup

- As Obama clinches the nomination, Slate catches up on the Biden ring tones. They've got "articulate and bright and clean" as well as the old favorite, "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."
- Sick of the 'ol convention twitter feed? Brightest Young Things is [...]

Fashion Show Seeks Sparkle

Growing up as an American girl, I was lucky enough to possess three historical American Girl dolls: Kirsten, the plucky Swedish frontier girl; Felicity, the plucky colonial; and Addy, the plucky escaped slave. I'm still waiting for American Girl to release "Amanda," the disagreeable, middle-class '90s girl who collects American Girl dolls.
If you think your [...]

Temper Tantrums, Revisited

The child sat on the sidewalk, his legs splayed out beneath him. This was an improvement. A few minutes ago, he was lying on the ground on his back, flailing and screaming as his mother attempted to drag him into the Metro by the arm. Now, the boy had fortified his position on his butt. [...]

“Big Boom”: Now With Forty-Seven Years Of Whore Experience

Many a book makes its way from the hands of the doe-eyed, hype-seeking paperback publisher to the illustrious, half-abandoned-cubicle-lined halls of the City Paper offices. Periodically, I will peruse our collection of these volumes, searching for the rare submission that rises above all others to offend me on the basis of its title alone. When [...]

ISO Suited Sexy Guy

This Craigslist missed connection—which appears to be directed at Fox 5 News anchor Brian Bolter and all who work with him—was posted last night at 11:57 p.m.
Ch 5 Brian B – 40 (NW)
Brian B on air at 10,,,you are a suited sexy guy..
any1 in the office ever see him his shirt off? hairy? or [...]

Is There An Undercover Goth In Your Workplace?

For this week's Show & Tell, I spoke to Ebony Tara Scurry, a Silver Spring career counselor who caters to the work woes of goths and other alterna-types. Pick up a paper or read all about it here.
In addition to Scurry's one-on-one counseling through her newly launched "Eidolon Career Services," she's also prepared a couple [...]

Baptism By Fire Hose Confuses All

This Sunday, Shaw's United House of Prayer for All People will hold its annual "Baptism by Fire Hose," which allows for large-scale sin healing and Christ bonding. The mass baptism will be the church's 82nd; last year, about 800 got wet. If you can't make it out to this year's event—which is slated to [...]

Our Morning Roundup

* Ben's Chili Bowl turns 50, remains more delicious than my parents.
* Liz, the new hater over at why.i.hate.dc, hits on a topic even trolling commenters can agree on: the meter system's bad cabbie fallout.
* Daily Campello Art News introduces you to D.C. artist Chawky Frenn's still life with animal carcass.
* Forget Phelps. BYT gives [...]

I Was Into Hipster Pandas Before Hipster Pandas Were Cool

A couple days ago, Gawker picked up on a sweet Williamsburg street battle that broke out last weekend between New York's finest and hipsters dressed up like panda bears.
The faux-animal collective, known as Pandamonium, is described as "a costumed, roving, street party, apocalyptic, dance, rock, battle." But it's also so much more, writes "The Panda [...]