The Needle: Oh Deer!
Like a Deer in Headlights: A woman was seriously injured at a bus stop this morning after an alarmed deer jumped on her and knocked her out. The incident occurred at the bus stop at Alabama Avenue and Naylor Road SE just after 9 a.m. -5
More like BOREophyll: D.C. is pretty boring with its museums and monuments. National Harbor, on the other hand, has a Ferris wheel and is thus attempting to market itself as a "fun" alternative to D.C. -3
Dry Blanket: Mayor Vince Gray kicked off pool season and DID NOT cannonball into a pool. Lame. -4
Party Time: Here is a list of the bars approved to stay open until 4 a.m. this Memorial Day weekend. +3
Yesterday's Needle rating: 50 Today's score: -9 Holiday Weekend Bonus:+3 Today's Needle rating: 44