City Desk

It’s Nearly 5 P.M., Where’s Your Millennial At?

The Washington Post keeps spewing its observations about millennials–this seemingly hard to define, but apparently homogenous generation that likes to spend all its recession-era money on frivolous shit.

City Desk has been keeping close tabs on this groundbreaking series, and based on our understanding of the reports, here's a breakdown of what the hippest generation in D.C. is doing right now.

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Washington City Paper millennial and Gen X staffers contributed to this report.

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  • Ryan

    I think the word the Washington Post is looking for is yuppie.

  • sewsewsoso

    This is a really stupid and pointless chart.

  • Derek

    It is a fractured peace symbol. Get it?

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