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Washington’s Perfect Man, Revealed

There are many types of men in Washington: successful ones and unsuccessful ones, big ones and little ones. But only a single microniche can be ideal. That perfect Washington man is represented at right, according to new survey data from What's Your Price, a dating site that lets people pay one another for dates (!).

Here's the rundown on Washington's perfect man, from the site that "blurs the lines between capitalism and prostitution":

  • Earns $150,000 to $200,000 a year
  • Has a grad degree
  • Has brown hair, blue eyes, and an athletic build
  • Drinks casually, but doesn't smoke.

Also, Washington's men-interested population is really into eyes. "D.C. was actually the only location to value success, intelligence, and eye color (in that order)," reads the press release.

Brown-haired man photo by Shutterstock.

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  • drez

    I'm guessing the western-style chambray shirt and ring will be lower his numbers.

  • Will Sommer

    You'd think so, but What's Your Price offers a married/discreet option.

  • name

    Blurs the line? Ha ha ha! It's an escort service.

  • the time

    In my experience, Washington men are lame, uninvolved, and ineffective. Washington women must go to the suburbs for their mates, unfortunately.

    Here's a synopsis:
    Large-(unleashed)dog-owning, uncivic-minded, jury-summons-ignoring, ungentlemanly, handicapped-only-bus-seat-sittin, libertarian-lovin, bike-ridin fools.

    Describe anyone you know?

  • W4W

    ^ The population of Columbia Heights, without the large dogs.

  • Matt Cohen

    Shutterstock Sommer, at it again.

  • drez

    In that case I suppose if he somehow ended up with HTJ's leather chaps, that might turn around the negatives.
    But we'll never know since the stock photo has him sitting behind a table.

  • noodlez

    CUE THE "FLAG THIS COMMENT" SHORTSTIGHTED SMALLMINDED FOOLS (MYOPIC LIL' TWITS FOR YOU DEFINITION CHALLENGED BAMMAS). IMA BOUT HURT SOMEBODY FEELINGS UP IN THIS PIECE!

    PERFECT FOR WHO?
    SOME LAME WHITE GIRL WHOSE FACE AND LIFE IS SO BURIED IN HER I-PHONE THAT IF THE MR PERFECTION BROKE THE ICE WITH SOME SMALL TALK SHE WOULD BE ASKING SIRI FOR HELP.

    THE TRANSIENT HOMOSEXUAL WHO IS SO DAZED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH STATE TO GET MARRIED IN THAT HE THINKS "WHATSYOURPRICE" IS SOME BIDDING SITE FOR "SOME MENS".

    WILLY EARL AND HIS WACK, FILLER STORIES IS TELLING ON SO MANY LEVELS. WHERE IS REND SMITH WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

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