If Obama Wins…
...you'll probably want to go to Madam's Organ on 18th Street NW. If and when the election is called for Barack Obama, the Adams Morgan juke joint will have an open bar for a half-hour. You'll have to pay $3 for the band, but clearly that's worth it: Think about how many Yuenglings you can pound in 30 minutes. The relevant Facebook post:
OK Here we go Election Night In America AND OPEN BAR!!!!!
Come on in and watch the results with us....and hear some fabulous music while doing so...the Johnny Artis Band will be joined by the Honorable Andras' Simonyi, former Hungarian Ambassador to the USA, on guitar
Free buffet and
IN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF NON-PARTISANSHIP
OPEN BAR for a half hour after PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VP JOE BIDEN ARE DECLARED VICTORIOUS
Photo via Flickr user Kevin H., Creative Commons license 2.o