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5 Questions to Ask Teddy Roosevelt in Today’s Live Chat

Newly-victorious foam head Teddy Roosevelt will be chatting with fans at 12:30 today on the Washington Post's site. But what do you ask a costume that's seen so much? Five questions, and a bonus extra question for everyone involved in the chat.

For Teddy:

  1. How mad were you when John Schrank shot you during a speech? Is the presidents race cat worse?
  2. What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? This one?
  3. Did you ever forgive William Howard Taft? Do you think he should be the next racing president?
  4. Which of your diplomatic successes are you most proud of: the Gentlemen's Agreement banning segregation of Japanese students, or the treaty that ended the Russo-Japanese War, for which you won a Nobel Prize?
  5. This is a pretty cute cartoon, right?

For Everyone Else:

  1. Seriously?

Photo by Darrow Montgomery

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  • http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com Joe Warminsky

    ALSO: ARE YOU A 'FURRY' ?

  • Big Tony

    this whole presidents shctick was never funny and got increasingly annoying the longer it went on, enough alredy.

    Bottom line this shit is stupid

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