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Gwar Singer Doesn’t Mince Words on Baby Panda’s “Life of Slavery”

By now, almost every angle on the baby panda's death yesterday has been covered. Here's how to feel sad about it, and here's how to explain it your kids. But one question remains: What does Oderus Urungus, "intergalactic humanoid barbarian" and lead singer of gorey metal band Gwar, think of this?

Not very much, apparently.

 

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  1. #1

    Just another left-wing "radical".

  2. #2

    AND NEITHER WILL I!

    ENUF OF THIS SHIT.

    THAT DAMN PANDA (WAS IT EVEN A PANDA YET?) RECEIVED MORE COVERAGE ON THIS RAG AND OTHER LOCAL MEDIA THAN IT NEEDED OR DESERVED. SO WASHINGTON'S BASEBALL TEAM, THAT IS GIVING FOLK TRUE HOPE AND OPTIMISM, MADE THE POST SEASON AND GOT NO COVERAGE WHAT SO EVER WHILE THE DAMN HAIRLESS GERBIL WAS LEADING ALL NEWS STORIES.

    A MISCOMMUNICATION WITH THE 2ND WORST ORGANIZATION (PEPCO) IN WASH DC AND THE NATS GET VILIFIED BY HACK BEAT WRITERS SEEKING ATTENTION LIKE SOME MYOPIC LIL TWIT! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO REALIZE THAT THIS OBSESSION AND OVER REACTION TO TRIVIAL GARBAGE IS DISTRACTING AND SUCKING RESOURCES FROM THE VERY FOLK WHO NEED IT?

    SHUT THE FUCKING ZOO DOWN!
    REALLOCATE THE MONEY, ANIMALS AND RESOURCES.
    GIVE ALL THOSE ZOOLOGISTS AND BIOLOGISTS SOME TEACHING JOBS. WE ALL KNOW WE NEED MORE SCIENTISTS TEACHING SCIENCE IN EARLY AND SECONDARY SCHOOLS.

    SEND THE PANDAS HOME NOW BECAUSE THE CHINESE WILL BE CALLING THEM HOME AT SOME POINT AFTER WE HAVE FED AND CARED FOR THE SORRY MUTHA FUCKAS FOR NOTHING.

    LET ROCK CREEK RECLAIM THE LAND AND GIVE THOSE WEST TO EAST DC COMMUTERS ANOTHER WAY TO THE EASTERN PART OF THE CITY SO THEY CAN STOP WHINING ABOUT THAT DAMN WASHED OUT ROAD AND GET HOME QUICKER FROM A LATE NIGHT WASHINGTON NATIONALS PLAYOFF GAME!

    STINKY PANDAS!

  3. #3

    Noodlez,

    Nice way to work in a Klingle shout-out. Disagree on everything else.

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