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Mayor of FedEx Field Turns On Redskins!

The most notorious fan in Redskins Nation says he's about ready to turn in his "fan card."

The diehard known only as The Mayor of FedEx Field posted an amazing rant on the team-owned message board, ExtremeSkins, yesterday. The Mayor said the final straw came when he was handcuffed and detained by Prince George's County police at Sunday's Skins game for trying to sell a $35 parking pass for $10.

The Mayor claimed that while he was cuffed and forced to lie on "cold, wet pavement" in the rain, the cops told him repeatedly that they were only enforcing an anti-scalping ordinance because they'd been hired by Redskins management to do so.

The thread containing the allegations has been removed from public view from the message board. Redskins spokesman Tony Wyllie says the team does hire P.G. police, but is unaware of any crackdown on scalping. "We pay for Prince George's County police to enforce public safety," says Wyllie. "That's it."

If the Mayor really does flee, that's a big blow to an already wounded fan base. If you've caught his act, you know there's nobody like the Mayor. He and his party posse, who call themselves the Dead Tree Crew, have been featured in HBO documentaries about fan behavior—they are all Goofus and no Gallant, and proud of it—and have become legendary in Redskins circles for out of control tailgates. In a YouTube documentary about himself and his tailgating posse, the Mayor describes himself as "the first one at FedEx Field and the most fucked up."

Til now, the Mayor has been a tireless defender of Redskins owner Dan Snyder, and an aggressive attacker of anybody who goes after him.

I found out about the Mayor's passion in 2008, when I had written a blog post about the owner's approval rating.

Anybody who likes good writing and/or dislikes me, click below to see how the Mayor responded to my words about Snyder. He's real good:

  1. The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Says:
    Jun. 20, 2008, at 10:31 pm Dave:I just googled your name, and at first glance, thought you were some famous jazz musician from Woonsocket, Rhode Island. I was wrong. You’re just a no talent douchebag, writing for some primitive,low traffic news site. Washington City Paper? My MySpace account gets more hits that this piece of shit.3 facts I would like to point out.#1 You have proven time after time,you are anti Dan Snyder/Washington Redskins. We get the fucking point.#2 It’s not just Redskin fans that think you are a douchebag, it’s everybody. Your non talent isnt exposed by just your sports columns, it is exposed in every aspect of your writing.http://lonewacko.com/blog/archives/007719.html
    #3 You wish you were Dan Snyder, you wish you were Dan Steinberg, and you fucking know you wish you were Art Mills.See. Nobody likes you. You probably are single, drive a Prius, and watch transsexual porn on your company laptop.

    Do everyone a favor, pack your shit, and get the fuck out of here bitch.

    Damn. I think Dan Snyder beat you up in middle school.

    Signed,

    The Mayor of Fed Ex Field

    PS: You call 57% to 42% a pounding?

    PSS: We Redskin fans would do an approval poll on you, but its already a proven fact.

    You approve pole.

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  • http://distcurm.blogspot.com/ IMGoph

    well, if anything, from reading that snippet of his writing, he's clearly homophobic.

  • Boney

    The only sad part about this article was that it didn't end with "and then The Mayor of Fed Ex Field died in a fire"

  • Crackheads4Jesus

    And why should I give a dam about anything the piece of Crystal Meth using white trash has to say?

  • http://newcolumbiaheights.blogspot.com Andrew

    You are a really negative person, Crackheads4Jesus

  • Crackheads4Jesus

    Andrew,

    Fuck you. Crack is a helluva drug.

  • http://www.deadtreecrew.com The Mayor of FedEx Field
  • HB

    Unfortunately, the Mayor's thread from Extremeskins had to be deleted, as several pages in he launched into racist personal attacks and in now banned for life.

    But no, he's a good guy!

    If the Redskins crossed Hitler, the City Paper would find a way to make him sympathetic figure.

  • http://www.deadtreecrew.com The Mayor of FedEx Field

    Youre one of the losers from Extremeskins I was talking about.

    Faceless and nameless. Another "hater" hating from their computer, but certainly would never, EVER show their disdain for me, in person.

    You keep being you, and I will keep being me. I wouldnt have it any other way.

  • HB

    If being you is a racist drunk, then I don't care if you are a Redskins fan or not.

  • noodlez

    IMGoph IS THE TYPICAL COCKSUCKER ALWAYS TRYING TO FRAME SOMEONE'S COMMENT INTO SOME SORT OF HOMOSEXUAL HATER SHIT. YOUR POSITION IS OLD AND STALE. YOU WOULD THINK A NASTY ASS LIKE YOU WOULD BE MORE PROGRESSIVE WITH THEIR THOUGHT PROCESS SEEING AS HOW GAYS ARE ALWAYS PUSHING THE ENVELOPE. THOSE PUNKS OVER AT DCIST ARE CALLING YOU.

    FAKE ASS DEFENDER OF EVERYTHING ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL CRUSADER.
    ********************************************************

    SNYDEE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF IF HE COORDINATED AND INSTRUCTED PGCO PO-PO'S TO ENFORCE THAT BULL SHIT. WHICH I BELEIVE HE DID. HE JUST DIDNT COUNT ON A MOUTHPIECE TO GET CAUGHT IN THE WEB.

    FROM THE GIST OF THE LATEST POST BY MY BRETHEREN PSYCHO SKIN FAN HE HAS FORGIVEN SNYDEE FOR THAT INCIDENT BUT MAKE NO MENTION THAT THEY HAVENT APOLOGIZED TO HIM FOR STEALING FOLKS MONEY AND HEART BY PUTTING THAT GARBAGE OF A TEAM ON THE FIELD.

  • http://distcurm.blogspot.com/ IMGoph

    noodlez: methinks you have a penis fetish. you should either come to terms with it, or find someone whom you can service. whatever will calm your nerves.

    hugs and kisses! mwah!

  • The Token Asshole

    Mayor,

    You are a piece of shit. I saw you making racial slurs on the Redskins board. You must be a real bitch to type racial shit like that, go don your white hood and robe and get the hell out of here.

    Turn in your fancard and go root for the Iggles, we don't need bitches like you making the game day experience any worse.

  • http://www.deadtreecrew.com The Mayor of FedEx Field

    Hey, you, Token Asshole. How about you come to the Giants game, and tell me this to my face?

    I will tell you why you won't, because you would get your face stomped in with my size 11.5 Nike Boots.

    And ill turn in my fan card when you come take it from me you fucking faggot.

    And calling someone "a smelly Indian kid" isnt racist. Its the truth. That kid, like most Indians, smell like shit.

  • The Token Asshole

    Mayor, you are a bottom-feeding piece of shit. I WILL come by and say this to your FUGLY face. I ain;t scared of you and your white trash friends.

    And yes you are a racist, homophobic, dick.

    So you also racist towards black people? Go ahead say something racist about me, I fucking dare you!

  • http://www.deadtreecrew.com The Mayor of FedEx Field

    Okay. Let's see if you show up on January 2nd at FedEx Field.

    You seem to THINK you know me, so I assume you know where I will be that day.

    If you need a reminder, myself, and the DTC will be at F-51, Green lot that day.

    The DTC flags (2) will be raised, the DTC banner will be behind us on the adjacent hill.

    I am not racist. FYI, calling me "white trash" seems to be a racist comment, but I digress.

    Anyways, if you "ain;t scared" and you "WILL" come by, why dont you man the fuck up and post your real name on here, and then actually show yourself at the tailgate?

    Let's be honest, you and I both know you won't show up.

    But hey, if you want to keep commenting on blogs about ME, and keep making threats to ME, then keep on, keeping on.

    Just call a spade, a spade. or in this case, a bitch, a bitch.

    You, are a bitch. I will say it to you here, but most importantly I will say it to your face, infact, I will say it to your face with my fucking megaphone.

    And what will you do (That is, if you actually show up)?

    Nothing. You will do nothing. So stop acting like you will.

    Bitch.

  • The Token Asshole

    I know where to find you. You are that little douchebag "Standing at a whopping 5 feet and 7 inches" with the backwards jersey and megaphone.

    You are a disgrace to Redskins fans and yourself. I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, at first glance I honestly thought you were just another "Super Fan" like Chief Z, SuperSkin, etc. But no, you are racist, homophobic punk-ass bitch!

    How can you call yourself "not a racist" when you say crap like "All Indian people smell like shit" I'm black, so do all black people smell like fried chicken? Go ahead say something stereotypical about my race, it wouldn't be the first time a white racist fool like you made a comment about my skin color.

    My wife of 5 years is white, so yeah I'm a racist too.

    I feel sorry for you man, you embarrass yourself and all other redskins fans.

    I know here to find you on January 2nd.

    -Terell

  • Zach

    I thought you were 'Kareem' in the other thread?

    Dude you must be a fake trying to stir crap up on the interwebz.

    Just stop

  • Carnies and Rubes

    Fuck everyone at Extremeskins. I don't know where the moderators at ES find the time to supervise the site with Snyder's balls in their mouths?

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