Don’t Touch My Pizza!
Do you like eating pizza? Do you also like being instructed to run your hands up strangers' legs until you brush up against their testicles? If so, you're in luck!
The Transportation Security Administration, now fighting a losing battle to sell new scanning and patting procedures to the traveling public, is also trying to hire new officers for posts at Reagan National Airport and Dulles International Airport. To find recruits, TSA is advertising on pizza boxes, gas pumps and other places, Federal News Radio reports.