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Don’t Touch My Pizza!

Transportation Security Administration Advertises Jobs on Pizza Boxes

Do you like eating pizza? Do you also like being instructed to run your hands up strangers' legs until you brush up against their testicles? If so, you're in luck!

The Transportation Security Administration, now fighting a losing battle to sell new scanning and patting procedures to the traveling public, is also trying to hire new officers for posts at Reagan National Airport and Dulles International Airport. To find recruits, TSA is advertising on pizza boxes, gas pumps and other places, Federal News Radio reports.

To apply, click here. But keep in mind the job may involve dealing with angry libertarian activists talking about their junk.

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  • Al Dente

    Hi Mike!

    The TSA Program to Examine Random Voyagers has attracted some rather unsavory characters to their ranks....SHOCKING story at:

    Happy Thanksgiving, and Peace! :-)

  • Redacted

    Whoever delivers pizza to the TSA should spit in there a few times.

  • Rick Mangus

    Here we are another holiday travel season and another story for the media to hump! As far as the cry babbies who are bitching about this latest procedure, I say take the train and shut your pumpin pie hole!