City Desk

The Friday Limerick Review


For Hill scandals this ain't illicit
No diapers, nor photos explicit
A word to the many
Who owe quite the penny
The IRS really does miss it

The pen is your weapon of choice?
Then here is a cause to rejoice
The Mall ain't for jogging
'Cause now you'll be blogging
When WiFi enables your voice

Oh hey, there's a Tuesday election
The District must make its selection
My vote goes to Gray
But why, do you say?
Because his name rhymes to perfection...

Dismay, go astray, cabaret?
There's little his rhymes can't convey
And then there is Fenty
(One rhyme just ain't plenty)
Compared to the Vincent buffet

Blog Widget by LinkWithin
  • Darrow Montgomery

    Awesome, as usual

  • Vesuvius Manclutter

    That one maye choofe one's nominee for Publik Office on thayt narrowe thrayde of family name and word-play brigs Cognition moste Suspect. Ay fir what follos aftir-ward is Greate Follie.