The Friday Limerick Review
If Valentines Day seems a stretch
Then this day will sure make you kvetch
At work, there's this mutt
And you're like, um, what?
It's cool; grab a ball and play fetch
With arguments reaching a close
Defendants heard all of their woes
They lied and they tampered
And justice was hampered
Why weren't they more helpful? Who knows.
The Capitol dome gets new paint
Bright orange, it certainly ain't
The color, "Dome White"
This heat, at that height
The best case: I'd certainly faint
Now speaking of domes, roofs, and decks
I sure like the sound of these specs
The Derby's floor two
A breeze and a brew
So how 'bout a big can-o-Becks