City Desk

The Friday Limerick Review

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If you are a train-loving geek
The groundbreaking news of the week
On top of the hike
The prices will spike
At times they call "peak-of-the-peak"

Hey kids! Mary Cheh is so clever!
(And Peeps are a worthy endeavor)
Her prank was delayed
For Vincent's parade
It's awkward, but late sure beats never

The nice folks at Big Bear want booze
A quest they could possibly lose (?!)
Some neighbors are fretting
That change is begetting
More AdMo-esque drunks with the blues

And speaking of folks up in arms
We know soda helps less than harms
But restaurateurs local
Are being quite vocal
This pop tax is ringing alarms

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  • WARD4NDC

    Mary Cheh is an undercover Lesbian.

  • http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/health-science/beyond-cute-and-cuddly/story-e6frg8gf-1111114841214 Mikey P

    I hope they tax the shit out of that corporate pisswater...for the children.

  • Louche

    LMAO at the lesbian comment. I went to a hearing with her, and she is an extremely hot 60-year-old with a husband. I thought she might be lesbian or bi. Who knows. But she looks like she's 30-40, 45 MAX. Born 1950. Crazy. She's super smart, and knows her business, and that's hot.

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