District Limerick: The Water Quality Edition
The snowstorm that hit our fair polity
Made rivers abysmal in quality
The clean-up's expense
Makes each bag's four cents
Seem vital, and not a frivolity
Now maybe this makes me a weenie
But dammit, my shower's chlorine-y
I won't get morose
'Cause water tastes gross
Instead, I'll just make a martini
1:04 pm
Speaking as a full-time professional in the water quality field, I feel confident saying that this is the best water quality limerick of the year! We need way more of them.
12:51 pm
He is a good dog who goes to church.