City Desk

The Friday Limerick Review

I'm sure that it stings and it hurts
But those are the man's just deserts
Now censured and stripped
Political crypt
Or time for the guy to chase skirts?

And as for dessert with two S's
Free cupcakes for those who said yeses
Congressional stalling
(While mostly appalling)
Has rarely produced such successes!

Smithsonian folks, so astute
Said thanks-but-no-thanks on the suit
The press release brevity
Made for some levity
And others are wanting that loot...

And then there's the Pentagon shooter
Big news! The guy used a computer!
From this, we deduce
Some screws were quite loose
T'was not just your av'rage commuter

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