City Desk

Huge Correction In Snowball Case!

Rule No. 1: When starting a political movement around a friend you think has been wrongly arrested for allegedly hitting a D.C. cop with a snowball, it's best to get her last name right.

Apparently, Maria Louis isn't Maria Louis. Her legal name is Maria Lewis. But, you see, sometimes it's not. Sometimes, she uses Louis. Like on Facebook or among close friends. Like some not-very-imaginative nickname.

Yesterday, news broke that Maria Lewis had been charged with assaulting a police officer with a snow ball. Her roommate had given me her name as "Maria Louis." Her friends had dedicated a Facebook page to her legal case. They too referred to their pal as "Maria Louis."

Today, Maria Lewis pleaded not guilty to the APO charge.

Apologies for any bad vibes or hurt feelings our error may have caused.

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Comments

  1. #1

    LOCK THE BITCH UP!

  2. #2

    Wait, are you making fun of her because sometimes she spells her name differently?

  3. #3

    I love how everyone who is all about her arrest is using fairly awful gendered language. ick

    Despite my cmment about the name thing, super thanks Jason for following up on this.

  4. #4

    No I'm making fun at her because she's STUPID!

  5. #5

    RICK
    sounds like you have WOMEN issues, aaayyy??

    SEEK HELP BUDDY!

  6. #6

    @ RICKY "MANSPUNK" MANGUS BEEFEATER
    AND I'LL CONTINUE TO MAKE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOU "HATE" WOMEN AND YOU'RE GAY.....

    "if you're living in a glass house, don't throw no stones" - lil' Benny; RARE ESSENCE BAND AND SHOW 79'

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