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Rhee Wedding Date: Proof She’s a Goner?

The Reliable Source reports this morning that Chancellor Michelle Rhee will be marrying Kevin Johnson on Sept. 4 in a locale to be determined.

Hmm, early September—interesting choice for someone who runs a school system. While the D.C. Public Schools will be open as of Aug. 23, it promises to be quite the juggle to plan a wedding and open a school system (a task she's executed rather well to date).

Also: Hope she's not expecting her boss to come, especially if it's a destination affair: The primary election is Sept. 7 14.

Dave McKenna, Washington City Paper sports columnist and noted Rhee skeptic, sees this as proof that Rhee's got one foot out of the door. After all, she's marrying a guy who's mayor of Sacramento—neither have jobs that lend themselves to telecommuting.

McKenna has already bet LL $1 that she will be gone from DCPS by the date of her nuptials. LL, recalling Rhee's repeated commitments to stick around for two Fenty terms, will be taking that bet.

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  • Comrade Al Gonzales

    Yippee!! The wicked witch will mount her broom & fly to her pedophile husband-to-be.

    Ding dong, the witch is gone, the witch is gone,
    Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone.

    I love to say "I told you so" & so I will say, I told you so. Everyone who bet on my over-under bet: send me your money. SEND ME YOUR MONEY!

    Ding dong, the witch is gone, the witch is gone,
    Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone.

  • Comrade Al Gonzales

    Ding dong, the witch is gone, the witch is gone,
    Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone.

  • Comrade Al Gonzales

    Ugly! you should warn your viewers before posting such an ugly face - shockingly ugly.

    She could eat an ear of corn on the other side of a picket fence with teeth like that.

  • ReformMindedCitizen

    Hey Gonzales, you're a chump and a hack. She's twice the leader you and I will ever be. Grow up and go get a job.

  • Ward One Resident

    Psssst...the primary is September 14. But still a relevant point to make about her wedding being so close to the primary.

  • andrew

    I'd like to see Kevin Johnson vs Comrade Al in a basketball game.

  • Fred

    "I love to say "I told you so" & so I will say, I told you so. Everyone who bet on my over-under bet: send me your money. SEND ME YOUR MONEY"

    Capitalist p--.

  • A different Ward One Resident

    Love Rhee or hate her, you still have to ban people like Comrade Al from commenting. No class.

    This does make me wonder if the Chancellor is secretly hoping Vince Gray gets elected and gives her an excuse to leave town without breaking any promises.

    Anyway, they could just promote one of Rhee's advisors to take her place. Would be good to lose the cult of personality and see if the reform ideas still work.

  • 1intheKnow

    As they say in the old country, "From McKenna's mouth to God's ear!"

    It's just too bad we can't hook Mayor Skippy up with an out-of-town love interest (choose whatever gender you like) on the same schedule....

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  • downtown rez

    She'll stay through Fenty's second term.
    She's not going anywhere.

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    WOW! My peeps! thank you thank you thank you. You are so kind, so generous, so wonderful

    Your comments have helped me be promoted to Comrade Comadante! I want to thank my agent, Sarah Sighs, & my parents of course, my sisters, my friends, & all my peeps at CP! thank you thank you thank you!!!

    You like me! you really like me! *sniff sniff* [that's tears, not coke, but now that you mention it...]

    The only person whose opinion I care about here is Fred. Now, Fred, I want the money I won on my bet, including from you, but I'm not going to keep it! It all goes to the Communist Party, comrade.

    And andrew - I love you, man. In a manly, heterosexual way, of course ;) & please, set up that one-on-one with KJ - I'm taller than he is & I'll post up his skinny ass all day long!

    Power to the people!

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    brrrrr ugly! damn, what I do for the party! Rhee is ugly! & those teeth! yikes! she's even uglier than she is stupid, as she's as stupid as a protozoa.

    Ugly! please, KJ, please, man, I'll even let you win at b-ball, but please, man, get this ugly, ugly, ugly woman out of the District asap!

    PS CP, you really should warn your readers before posting such disturbing photos. she's uglier than a massacre.

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    D McK has got ya, LL. Save your $ to pay him.

    & put your money where your typing is, d rez - €10 she's gone before Fenty's first & only term ends.

    if by chance the ignorant poor people & the white navel-gazers re-elect Fenty, he'll be in prison by 2014, & Rhee will be in a whore house just outside Vegas.

    KJ will be molesting more fine young putang by then... the dude must be blind, getting married to this ugly ugly ugly woman, so that makes me think I can kick his ass easily on the court.

  • Grace Jones

    Good riddance.

  • Skipper

    The hijacking of these threads by buffoonery makes me rethink my original position on City Paper not deleting comments.

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    Ding dong, the witch is gone,
    The wicked witch, the witch is gone,
    Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone!

  • noodlez

    YEAH THATS GOOD MONEY!
    HOPEFULLY SHE WILL STEP DOWN DURING THE SUMMER.

    TOTM(THE ONE TERM MAYOR)FAGGIE FENTY WILL TRY TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO RECONNECT WITH THE REAL RESIDENTS OF THIS CITY. HE IS A LIL TARDY ON ACCOMPLISHING THIS.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    A different Ward One Resident-GOOD OBSERVATION!

    I THINK NEW ASS IN SEAT WILL BE A LIL LESS HEAVY HANDED WITH TEACHERS.
    *******************************************************
    downtown rez IM SURPRISED TRUTH HURTS ISNT ON HERE PLUGGIN YOUR SHOOTER. OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?

  • proballdc

    This city's problem isn't just with it's politicians and their appointees. It's primary problem is the people that elect them and defend the indefensible actions of them.

    I do not think Fenty will be re-elected, he has alienated far too many of the constituencies who he will depend on in the election. However, I don't know that any politician can change the psyche of this small town or District, called Columbia.

  • http://looselips.com Five to Go

    I have to say that I agree with Comrade Commadante Al Gonzales. I hope the witch (Rhee) is on her way to Cali via a broomstick.

  • Truth Hurts

    @ noodlez: I've said nothing about your posts thus far, so I'm a bit surprised to read #17, your ignorant foul-mouthed fake assed ghetto shot at me. I'm sure you think you're funny, but I'm not laughing. Step away, girl.

  • Truth Hurts

    And noodlez, DRez's prediction likely will turn out to be correct.

  • Fred

    proball DC

    Fenty will be re-elected. Afterall, name one serious candidate running against him. See?

    Without opposition, it's the status quo.

  • downtown rez

    @Fred-
    Proball knows Fenty will be re-elected. That's why he's started writing crap like DC's "primary problem is people that elect (him)"
    Regardless of what proball writes after that, s/he's already blaming the people for what s/he knows is the inevitable.
    @TH
    Noodles is a joker. S/he knows my shooter's spoken for. At least I think s/he does. S/he's always talking with his/her mouth full when s/he tells me!

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    Ding dong, the witch is gone,
    The wicked witch, the witch is gone,
    Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone.

    Ding dong, the witch is gone,
    The wicked witch, the witch is gone,
    Ding dong, the wicked witch is gone!

  • noodlez

    DAMN THE Truth Hurts!

    downtown rez NICE! ILL GIVE YOU A 6 ON THE RETURN SHOT.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales CONGRATS ON THE PROMOTION. I HOPE THAT COMES WITH A PAY INCREASE!

  • Madman Racist Al Gonzales

    Sorry. Please ignore me. I can't help myself.

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    Thanks, noodlez! I had my first sex party with three girls last night! No pay raise for commies, since we have all of our expenses covered & just need money for fun, but as a Comrade Comadante, I get more sex from the female comrades - lots more sex!

    I'd had two girls at one time several times before, but three girls at one time is even better. And female comrades are not inhibited like those capitalist chicks - our commie free love chicks LOVE to get it on & they know what to do!!!!!!!!!

    Last night they triple stacked their pussies for me so I could hit one, then the other, then the other, just whichever one I wanted any time. Excellent!

    Then they gave me a triple blow job. One chick held my balls in her mouth while the other two sucked my cock. It ended with the most incredible orgasm ever.

    Then there was a lot of sex - it's easy to stay hard all night when you have three lovely comrade chicks doing whatever want. & three lovely comrade chicks fighting for your cum, trying to out-do each other. I ended up cumming about nine or ten times, which was great, of course.

    I've been smiling all day. The female comrades said we'll do this every week now.

  • Comrade Comadante Al Gonzales

    It was the best sex since Komrade Kathy gave me five blow jobs one afternoon in our old high school parking lot. She'd heard that this other female comrade had done it three times, so she drove there, locked doors on the car, smoked me up, gave me another pipe & two joints to smoke while she went to business. It took about an hour & a half, but my cock was in her mouth the whole time & it was DELIGHTFUL - DELIGHTFUL FIVE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kathy's here now & insisted I tell y'all. Peace & love, my comrades, piece & love.

  • Truth Hurts

    Sadly, CP won't be viable much longer with idiots like Al posting serial trash. He's gone way too far and CP remains indifferent or oblivious. Wake up.

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