City Desk

District Limerick: Dr. Ruth to the Rescue

Though romance does not spring to mind
(as wonky, D.C. is maligned)
This small Aphrodite
Brings tourism mighty
To shake up the capital grind

D.C. seems a wee bit conflicted
On sex lives, and how they're restricted
Soon Bob can wed Larry
But condoms they carry
Could very well get 'em convicted

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  • Mikey P

    Can't believe you compared Dr Ruth to Aphrodite. Now bombarded by excruciating images of naked Jewish grannies being born from the sea. Thanks.