Washington City Paper‘s 10 New Year’s Resolutions: Nos. 9 and 10
And our final two resolutions for 2010:
9. Make more videos. City Paper's silver screen reenactment of the scuffle between Post Style section staffers Henry Allen and Manuel Roig-Franzia was, inarguably, one of the high points of amateur theater in 2009. What a loss it would be if we did not disseminate our thespian talents more widely in 2010. We would like the thank the Academy for its support.
10. Come up with new, innovative revenue streams in the name of continued self-preservation. Our best idea so far—though we are open to others—involves a full-court press to convince Fenty we are fraternity brothers. Kappa Alpha Psi membership comes with perks! We could use $86 million over here, you know.