The Friday Limerick Review
With home rule the end of the line
As Fenty gets ready to sign
With Congress encumbered
And medd'ling days numbered
Here's hoping the bill will be fine
This lim'rick, it seems in a hurry?
If so, 'cause there's cause for Great Worry
There's snow! Scream and shout!
And freak the fuck out
(Five bucks says it's only a flurry)