Comments on: Our Morning Roundup: The “Are You Insecure About Your Calves?” Edition

By: cminus

cminus — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:56:28 +0000

There are times when I think Comrade Al is Monkeyrotica with a reference copy of the Communist Manifesto by the computer. This is one of the times when I don't think he even needs the book.

By: Comrade Al Gonzales

Comrade Al Gonzales — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:54:01 +0000

Panic at the disco! Wide spread panic! I got gang-banged at the Cleveland Park Giant by MILFs and nannies with strollers, swarming in the aisles like busy bees, buying all the TP, bread, & milk.

Panic! Panic! Snow! Panic! Snow! Panic!

By: Contrarian

Contrarian — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:20:18 +0000

Oh good googly moogly... the city will shut down. Al, since you got them all I guess I have to Charlottesville to get out side your range of purchase. They need to close the office now so we can get home before the first flake hits the ground... to much to do to prepare...

Well, there are plenty of flakes around here, but they aren't on the ground yet...

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! [fade shot of man running screaming into the woods as snow falls on his hunched shoulders]

By: Comrade Al Gonzales

Comrade Al Gonzales — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:30:13 +0000

PANIC! Snow tomorrow! Panic! I bought all of the TP, bread, & milk in Traitor Joe's & Safeway. Headed to Giant now to buy all of their supplies.

Panic! Snow tomorrow! Panic!