District Limerick: The Morning Massage
A word in the city's defense
The hard-working staff must be tense
Massages relax
Unless you pay tax
In which case they serve to incense
Massage ain't the only weird charge
And I'm no detective like Marge
But isn't the issue
(Beyond the deep tissue)
What's right when recession looms large?
3:00 pm
Awesome.