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Another Reason To Hate Red Bull

Posted by Jason Cherkis on Nov. 5, 2009, at 3:41 pm

Red Bull

Its sugar content. Frat boys. The idea of legal, liquid crack. The way it turns your vomit a candy-apple color. Here's another reason to hate Red Bull. I just saw a grown man try to buy Red Bull with food stamps. The 7-11 clerk had to turn him away. Sigh.

*photo courtesy of energy drink guru.

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  1. J November 6th, 2009
    1:41 am
    #1

    Don't like the sugar? Try Sugar Free. Don't like the vomit? Learn to hold your liquor.

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