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Morning Roundup: The Old, Old Dominion Edition

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With little more than two weeks to go, Virginia's gubernatorial race is the talk of the nation. Actually, it's really not since no one thinks Creigh Deeds can win, but here are some good reasons to pay it no mind anyway:

  • The candidates are virtually identical when it comes to issues they can actually affect. Deeds likes jobs. So does Bob McDonnell! Deeds wants greener energy, but not at the expense of possibly drilling offshore. McDonnell wants greener energy, but not at the expense of oil and natural gas. They do differ on how they'll fund their transportation initiatives: Deeds will consider new taxes. McDonnell wants to sell off the state's liquor stores (good idea) and...get more money by considering drilling offshore. But anyway, it doesn't matter because Deeds is toast.
  • This is Virginia, and they are both assholes. When it comes to social issues, McDonnell is slightly more of an asshole. Both voted for parental notification. Both voted against recognizing same-sex marriage. Both oppose reasonable controls on firearms, like banning them from school campuses. They are both responsible for the dipshit "IN GOD WE TRUST" sign my kid's school has to display in its foyer. But I wouldn't read too much into any of this—abortion has been legal for decades. Gay people continue to exist in Virginia. It's no problem to bring guns anywhere! For all the noise on these issues, very little has changed or will change, no matter what the governor thinks.
  • There is no incentive for anyone to do a good job as Virginia governor. Due to the commonwealth's moronic one-term limit, its governor spends most of his term auditioning for a better job. You spend three years slowly getting one initiative through the part-time general assembly, where everyone is conservative in uninterestingly different ways, and there's your legacy and then it's off to be senator or head of the DNC or wildly unpopular mayor of Richmond. In some parts of the United States, governors can shape the future of their state. Not here.
  • If Republicans win, it'll be mean the GOP is coming back. No, it'll mean Creigh Deeds couldn't make an essentially conservative state go for the slightly less conservative candidate. Yawn.

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  • Garland Tillery

    How incredibly cynical! These guys are very, very different. I know Creigh personally, and have lived under the influence of of the Pat Robertson zombies like McDonnell in Virginia Beach for many years and seen how they have imposed their social agenda here. Creigh believes in people. McDonnell believes in money. He wants to follow Robertson's lead. Maybe he can have a Robertson mansion and a Gulfstream, too! Creigh believes that public education is a core responsibility of a moral society. McDonnell believes that education should be subject to massive budget cuts. Creigh believes that the state should fund transportation for the common good of all citizens. McDonnell believes in toll roads. My god, we were willing to pay $4/gal for many months but won't pay 7-10 cents tax/gal for roads when gas costs $2.19. McDonnell would not issue an executive order mandating non-discrimination in state employment. Creigh would do so. Creigh believes in equal pay for equal work. McDonnell has voted in the recent past to prohibit such a law.
    These are huge differences and you do everyone a disservice by pretending that there are no differences.

  • Tyreek

    There is a difference:

    Bob McDonnell is one of the most intelligent politicians out there while Deeds is too retarded to form a complete sentence.

    "Duh-duh-duh-duh-YOUNG LADY." LOL.

  • Dave

    Sorry Garland, I'm siding with AB on this one. I was going to vote for your boy Creigh. After reading this, now I think I'll just stay home on Election Day. Fuck it.

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  • Appanage

    Just another boring indictment of Virginia by an outsider that isn't on the right. Oddly, neither am I but at least I have the decency to represent my version of enlightenment with open mindedness and balance. Without one the other doesn't actually exist.

  • Andrew Beaujon

    Outsider?

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