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The Newt Pornographer Strikes Back: Gingrich Named Porn Fan of the Year by Scorned Dinner Date

newt_awardAllison Vivas once thought she'd be spending Wednesday night in D.C. with Newt Gingrich. Then he stood her up.

Instead of getting mad, Vivas got even. So just as the Scandinavians were doling out the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama, Gingrich was being named "Porn Fan of the Year."

Politics played a role in both awards.

From the top: Vivas was contacted last month by American Solutions for Winning the Future, Gingrich’s D.C.-based PAC, and was told the former Republican Revolutionary wanted to honor her as the group's “Entrepreneur of the Year” for 2009.

At that time, Gingrich associate Joe Gaylord wrote to Vivas that “Newt’s Business Defense and Advisory Council” wanted to "dine privately" with her on the evening of Oct. 7 at the "historic Capitol Hill Club" in “recognition of the risks you take to create jobs and stimulate the economy.”

But then Gingrich found out about Vivas' entreporneurial background: She creates all sorts of stimulus as president of  Pink Visual, a California-based distributor of adult movies.

And given Gingrich's presidential aspirations, he got clammy about spending quality time alone with the auteur behind such titles as Anal Devastation, Couples Seduce Teens, Brazen And Unshaven, Double Penetration Tryouts, Wife Switch Volume 7, Desperately Seeking Cock (stop me if you've heard of any of these movies before) Monster Cock Junkies, House Wife Bangers, Memoirs Of A Gusher, Teen Anal Pounding, Pure Cherry Girls, Teens For Cash, and Spit Swappers.

So Gingrich rescinded the invitation to Vivas about the same time Washington City Paper reported on the scheduled date. Gingrich spokesman Dan Kotman told me, “We have notified Allison Vivas that the notice she received was sent by mistake."

I asked Vivas yesterday how she spent the time she would have spent dining with Gingrich at the Capitol Hill Club.

"I sat down with the executive team here and created a special honor to bestow upon Newt: "Family Values Porn Fan of the Year, 2009," Vivas responded via e-mail. "We worked on the plaque design [seen above], an event schedule, a notification to fax to his office – and of course, a letter we'll send rescinding the offer after he receives it."

Vivas also prepared an excuse to give Gingrich when she retracts the Porn Fan of the Year trophy. She'll say it was all a mistake, as he told her about the entrepreneur award, and add that the honor "was intended for members of our MilfSeeker.com Web site, and not for fans of our WifeSwitch DVD series."

What possibly could she mean? Oh, right...

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  • EJ

    I'm old enough to remember hearing about Nixon's campaign attacks on Helen Gahagan Douglas in his Senate race saying she was pink down to her pink underwear. That was before Joe Arapaio amde it fashionable. I guess when Newt attacks back he won't have to worry about the underwear.

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  • chris in iowa

    rock on

  • decora

    i think newt's real problem was when he saw their video named 'interracial booty patrol'. he is probably OK with the rest of it.

  • http://www.ProgressiveVoIP.org Kenneth E. Tucker

    Newt and his R-Idiot PAC (American Solutions for Winning the Future) are the 'perverted' ones here.

    Preying on successful business people @ $5,000 (or more) a wack to 'dine privately' with the Newt.

    Oh, yeah, you also get a nice plaque too... UNLESS you happen to be a successful porn entrepreneur or men's club.

    Newt's a sh*t heel of the worst kind and deserves the infamy he's reaping for messing w/the wrong ladies.

    Typical CONservative creeps, outed by sharp business women, so richly deserved and the scorn SO well placed.

    sigh...thanks for sharing the moment, City Desk, it's appreciated.

    A new fan/RSS sub.

    Ken

  • Waker

    Gingrich wanted to honor her as a business person then found out she was a sleazeball, so he changed his mind. Not too different from the jug-eared bagman from Chicago, except that jug-ears changes of mind involve retreating from telling the truth. Quite a difference there.
    As for you, Ken, since you can't see the moral equivalent, and just call Gingrich names without backing anything up, it's obvious that you are a "monster c0ck junky." Congrats, airhead! Welcome to the liberal brain donors' club! You got by the bouncer, so enjoy your free night of mindless bliss in c0ck junky paradise. Keep your pants up, now!

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  • Salvatore

    Perhaps someone may have adult movies or pictures of Newt and his paramour in flagrante before Newt asked his recuperating wife to sign the divorce papers the morning after her cancer operation. Isn't that a pure example of compassionate conservatism. Isn't it amazing how many of those who spout family values know little or nothing about family values except it is time for me to apologize for my dire lack of them.

  • Frank

    Waker, How disingenuous to take a cheap shot at the President. This just shows that Gingrich didn’t do his research. He made a fool of himself, no big surprise.

  • Kenneth E. Tucker

    mymymy...Walker. I'm ASSuming, short for 'Walker Tex-ASS-Ranger'? Funny, isn't it (if it weren't so pathetic) folks, how it's (almost) ALWAYS the reich-wing closeted gay wannabes throwing around the 'cock'-talk, 'pants dropping' references, while relying on name-calling to make their 'case'?

    Let me clarify, and document, for 'Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger, and those of his ilk.

    All I did, 'Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger', was point out:

    a) They ARE (Newt & his PAC) 'idiots', not even an ASS-RANGER like you could disagree there, "Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger', STUPID is as STUPID does. And this, by ANY definition was capital 'S', STUPID.

    Google the name of the CA porn firm and the Men's Club in TX and...

    'Pink Visual' OWNS THE ENTIRE 1ST PG OF GOOGLE SERs. inc the banner AND the entire SEM right side column.

    http://j.mp/2sy5wn > took me 5sec to 'find' them.

    Besides being virtually IMPOSSIBLE to do, that's GREAT marketing, 'Walker, Tex-ASS Ranger'!! The most valuable and visible virtual 'real estate' in the world and Newt and his KnuckleHeaded R-Idiots didn't 'find it'? Why? THEY DON'T GIVE A SH*T, 'Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger',it's just all about the Benjamin's 'ASS-Ranger'. "Wanted to honor her..." ROTFLMAO, thanks for the 'yucks', clown.

    b) The 'perversion' inherent in SCREWING/scamming small/medium sized businessmen/women into thinking they're 'appreciated' and being 'recognized' for an actual 'award' when it's nothing more than an 'ASS-BANGIN' & CHECK-TAKIN' CON-job to rack I grant you isn't the private domain of just R-Idiot pols like Newt and his gang, but they're VERY good at it. They're preying on people and screwing 'em for money, even in most of the shallow end of the gene pool fly-over states that you inhabit 'Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger, it's probably illegal, if it weren't business as usual rethug politics.

    c) AS(S) for the rest of your 'jibber jabber', well, i figure it's symptomatic of the 'fear and self-loathing' you're burdened with because of your latent homosexuality, 'Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger'. That 'closet' is a bit 'cramped', dark, and nasty, isn't it? It'd make anyone do/say 'crazy' things - look at what solitary does to even Mavericky NAVAL AVIATORS and such:

    http://j.mp/2SEROr

    it FINALLY made John Sydney McCain III love America, at age 31. So, there's (probably) even hope for you!

    Either come outta the closet 'Walker, Tex-ASS-Ranger', or... stay in there w/your flashlight and pics of Chcuk Norris, no matter to (the rest of) us, we KNOW where you're coming from. If if you can't/won't admit it.

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  • lmao

    Ken: I just have to point out the the commenter's name is Waker.
    First you misread that and you're mind immediately went to Chuch Norris in tight jeans.

    Then you came up with all these differant ways to put ass into your comment like you were thinking of Chuck Norris' ass.

    It's classic over-active homophobic to mask who you really are. It's Okay. Come out of the closet.

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