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Our Morning Roundup: Prez Obama Further Alters the Nature of Reality

What the hell, City Desk readers? President Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize! Even though he's done nothing for peace! Brief thoughts on this: Norwegians are much, much more sentimental, European, and borderline-retarded than anyone realizes. Also, Obama won, basically, for not being George W. Bush. How else to explain the fact that he had been in office for a little over a week when he was nominated for the prize, and had yet to officially do nothing to end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Incidentally, the Taliban are also disappointed in the Norwegians:

"We have seen no change in his strategy for peace. He has done nothing for peace in Afghanistan," Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told AFP....

"When Obama was elected president, we were hopeful he would keep his promise to bring change. But he brought no change, he has continued the same old strategy as (President George W.) Bush.

I don't mean to further offend the sycophants on the prize committee, but I have to say, the Taliban kinda sorta have a stake in this. Granted, they are shitty and stupid and regressive. But they're also getting bombed and shot by USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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  • Downtown Rez

    Gotta love the fact that Steele joins the Taliban in disapproving of the award.
    Way to pick your allies, GOP!

  • Ward 5

    Exactly (DR)... unfortunately, I expected that of him.

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    It won't happen again.

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    Freddy Mercury looks gay in this video.

  • Marie

    I visited by accident. You're childish and immature. I won't come back either.

  • Enzo

    Perhaps you would be better served by your intellect if you sought first to understand and only then to criticise: the basis of all critical thought is thought.

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