Centreville Cheater Receives Public Shaming. But Is It Enough?
So, Fox news reports gleefully on two-timer William Taylor of Centreville, who gave commuters a bit of a giggle this morning.
The glum-faced Virginian stood at an intersection in Tysons Corner wearing a sign that read, "I cheated, this is my punishment." He told a passerby that his wife had caught him cheating and had subsequently dreamed up the punishment.
Nothing like some good old-fashioned public repentance. Or is there? Didn't he get off a bit easily? Or is this just one step towards redemption?
In any case, Mrs Taylor joins an esteemed line-up of creative vengeful females. Here's a top three:
1) One woman from Birmingham, UK emptied around $4000 from her cheating husband's bank account to pay for a super-size billboard denouncing him and his lover.
2) Another thwarted British wife sold her husband's Lotus Esprit Turbo Sports car on Ebay for 90 cents. The auction lasted 5 minutes and 3 seconds.
3) A man from Wiconsin wound up with his penis glued to his stomach, after his angry wife and three girlfriends found out about each other and decided to exact revenge.
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Considering some of the things other wives have done to punish their cheating husbands, William Taylor should consider himself lucky. .
Remember the poor man in Wisconsin who had his penis glued to his stomach earlier this month?
Or the man in New York whose wife recently poured boiling water on his crotch?
Or the case several years ago of Lorena Bobbit, who cut off her husband’s penis.
Taylor may have been embarrassed, but at least he wasn’t harmed in any way, and I’m sure he’s learned his lesson by now.
A scorned woman can be amazingly creative when coming up with ways to exact revenge on a cheating mate.
For some interesting examples, check out this article on How Betrayed Wives and Other Infidelity Victims Get Revenge on Their Cheating Mates at http://bit.ly/vrQ7v
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This was a publicity stunt done by radio station 99.5 talk show host Kane.