Crashing “Cash for Clunkers”: A Non-User’s Guide
CP alum Joe Eaton is still crushing dreams—this time of people who hope to game the Car Allowance Rebate System program. Offers to split the rebate are illegal—though you'll really save money gassing up for that ride to prison. And you can't buy a clunker and trade it in, since you have to have owned the car for more than a year. What's a dishonest person to do?