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Cheap Seats Daily: Michael Vick Inspired ‘Whale Wars’?

michael_vick_121007_0001Brett Favre's gone, so Michael Vick talk dominates.

Vinny Cerrato yesterday told the Washington Post that the Redskins will not pursue Vick, doggedly or otherwise. But Cerrato has fibbed so many times about personnel matters, most blatantly while acquiring Jason Taylor from Miami last summer, that his credibility in these situations is less than zero. So over at Dan Snyder's message board,, the should-we-or-shouldn't-we talk raged on. Vick has a surprising amount of support among the Skins fan base, probably from a combination of loyalty from Virginia Tech alums and Jason Campbell's lack of a strong following.

But the anti-Vick crowd around here is much more passionate. The poster Bostic Hog spoke for a bunch of folks when he wrote: "Do you think Danny will offer us a refund on our season tickets if he signs Vick? Kind of like a breach of contract thing, or maybe a morals clause, like the players have."

I'm guessing the chances of Vick signing with the Redskins are better than the chances that Snyder will offer refunds to fans if he does. And no matter who Vick plays for, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell should make him wear jersey #K9.

(AFTER THE JUMP: Vick programs cable TV? Nats feel more thunder? Weequahic High School was a bunch of losers?)


Vick may not be a great role model for America's youth, but he's already had a profound influence on our grownups, or whomever's running the media.

The show biz trade bible Variety reports that Animal Planet has begun production on a series of investigative documentaries for next year as a result of the boffo ratings the channel got with last year's special about history's most famous dogfighting quarterback: "Animal Witness: The Michael Vick Case" in 2008. The show gave Animal Planet its biggest adult audience of the year.

The new series of hour-long shows will be called "Animal Planet Investigates."

Animal Planet president and general manager Marjorie Kaplan explained her channel's inspiration to Variety: "We thought the Michael Vick special would do well, but we were blown away by how well it did out of the gate," Kaplan said. "We looked at [the ratings], as well as the success of something like 'Whale Wars,' and were moved [by] the passion our audience has for these kind of things."

"Whale Wars?" Geez.


Nats win!

Update on Us: The Washington Times, awesomely offbase, tries to give credit for the new winning ways to manager Jim Riggleman's postgame talks to the team. Please. Riggleman, as this article points out, was giving these speeches as soon as he got the job. And the Nats lost his first four games in a row. But since Cheap Seats Daily foisted "Thunderation" on the Nats as the team's unofficial official fight song on July 21, the team, which could boast a five-game losing streak at the time and a winningless new manager, has gone 6-1 in games that went the full 9 innings.

The Nats are now on a four-game winning streak in which they’ve outscored the opposition 38-12.

As both my readers know, Riggleman’s Rockets of Richard Montgomery HS in Rockville posted more than 20 consecutive winning seasons with “Thunderation” as their cheer.

So once more with feeling, we'll SING!:

Thunder, Thunder, Thunderation
We’re the Rockets Delegation
When we fight with determination
We create a soul sensation!

Now, if only the Nats can keep this "Thunderation"-inspired winning streak going for 40 games, not only will we have a Soul Sensation on our hands, but the team will be .500!

True story: My momma, a huge Nats fan who I've never burdened with my "Thunderation" fetish, was so excited after last night's win that she chimed in, unsolicited, with two of her own cheers, recalled from the football games at Weequahic High School in Newark, NJ, in the 1940s: "Our team is red hot!  Your team is all shot!" and "We play football, We play Soccer, We keep matzoh in our locker!  Yay, team!"

She admitted that her school had the worst team in the city. Sorry, Ma, but we'll stick with a proven winner. We'l stick with "Thunderation!"


The Washington Mystics lost in Indiana. I'm not happy about this, but: I have trouble working up interest in the WNBA unless players are brawling or fans are kissing. From a spectating standpoint, DC Divas games are a far better live product, I swear.

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  • Mike Licht
  • Q™

    "As both my readers know"...that's funny, but you forgot to count the anti-readers, LOL. I like your mom's cheer for the Nationals better. Especially since, "She admitted that her school had the worst team in the city." Pretty appropriate huh?

    Although the Nationals don't have a large Jewish contingent on their team, we could replace matzohs with something more appropriate.

  • Deborah Urso

    I am not a sports fan, and couldn't care less if the man is allowed to play football professionally again. I am a fan
    of this beautiful breed of dog that has been villainized by
    our society because of the behavior of people like Michael
    Vick. I am sick of seeing, and experiencing the negative effects
    that dog fighting/ misuse of this breed (pitbulls, Amstaffs) has had. Where the "victim" pays the price for the actions of human beings (I use the term loosely). In what other scenario does this take place??? I was of the mindset of most that the man should
    be strung up, and SLOWLY FRIED because very few things in this
    world do I view as black or white issues, but cruelty towards another living thing is. The animals on this earth rely on us for protection, because as Human Beings
    God or the Powers that be gave us the gift of thought, and
    the ability to choose right from wrong. I was sicked by the
    excuses used by some that Michael Vick didn't know any better
    that this was a "cultural" issue. What Garbage!! Cruel is
    Cruel no matter where, or how you are raised.
    I could go on forever with my anger because my love for this
    breed of dog runs so deep, but it doesn't serve me or anyone else. I have thought long, and hard
    and have read the recent articles on the conditions that have been placed on Michael Vick by the NFL commissioner (Mr. Goodell) I feel that he has put a lot of thought into the
    gravity of the situation. It appears that he also would like to see Mr. Vick put some substance behind his words. This deplorable act committed by
    Mr. Vick, and still being perpetrated by others has been
    brought to the forefront, and Mr. Vick is in a position to make an amends that can effect change. I would love to see the man be a permanent spokesperson, and advocate to help change the attitude's of people especially our youth on the
    effects of participating in such a disgusting act. And to help improve the reputation of this incredibly intelligent, loyal, affectionate, and most times humorous breed of dog.
    I also feel it would be appropriate for a percentage of his
    earnings to be given to fund such a movement a foundation if you will. Maybe by physically getting involved and witnessing the damage caused by dog fighting he will truly
    come to a place of remorse, and find a passion other than football. Peace and Love Deborah and Ziggy (my beautiful Pitbull)

  • Faol

    I watch Whale Wars. I watch because I hope to see disappointment and utter failure of the Sea Shepherd crew. They are bullies, pirates and terrorists. I hope that the Steve Irwin is sunk in the icy depths of the Antarctic. They are trying to maroon other humans there, so it is only right that they should have that opportunity.

    I especially enjoyed tonight's episode. These people need to get a life.

  • Matt

    Not sure who faol is, but I will say this upfront; that you are a joke. At least the Sea Shepherd are man enough to do what is right. When have you ever done something that is right?

    To wish harm upon people, who do not even know is disgusting, disgraceful, and shameful. Foal you need to get a life, better yet get a job and do something useful with your life

    So sick of jackasses who think Whaling is alright.