Still, you gotta laugh at all the riders on DC Funding. They almost read like a list of chores instead of conditions of funding. No abortions, No Same-sex marriages, No treating a Juvenile Detention Facility like a summer camp, No trying to make your own gun laws, No Cocaine Conviction equity, and No Weed for medicinal purposes. If you comply with all those rules Mamma and Pappa Government will give you your allowance for the year!