Marion Barry: The Limerick

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1. Q July 10th, 2009
   2:01 pm
   #1

   There once was a Paper that was Great
   Who's articles were once first rate
   Catering to scandalous shills
   Talked about Barry's cheap thrills
   Geez, now we know how Barry fornicates

   Wemple's decision for a cover did SUCK
   And now with unfortunate luck
   For the cause of mere "truth"
   He turned off adults and youth
   Now readers see WCP doesn't give a ___

   For sake of WCP's own Press
   They have found themself in a mess
   Defending its First Amendment stance
   On a lewd cover phrase romance
   Did they go overboard...I'd say Yes.

   one more...

   For three days now we have discussed
   The penchant for a man's lust
   Is there nothing else to print
   Are you guys short on your rent
   'Cause this ain't worth all the fuss

2. Rick Rosendall July 10th, 2009
   2:44 pm
   #2

   When pursued by an old politician,
   Donna interviews for a position.
   But she won't take dictation,
   Which leads to deflation,
   Though he keeps up his noxious emission.

3. Ted Scheinman July 10th, 2009
   5:29 pm
   #3

   Rick wins.