City Desk

Marion Barry: The Limerick

"One headline has caused quite the stink"

(Thanks for the alert, Orr!)

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  1. #1

    There once was a Paper that was Great
    Who's articles were once first rate
    Catering to scandalous shills
    Talked about Barry's cheap thrills
    Geez, now we know how Barry fornicates

    Wemple's decision for a cover did SUCK
    And now with unfortunate luck
    For the cause of mere "truth"
    He turned off adults and youth
    Now readers see WCP doesn't give a ___

    For sake of WCP's own Press
    They have found themself in a mess
    Defending its First Amendment stance
    On a lewd cover phrase romance
    Did they go overboard...I'd say Yes.

    one more...

    For three days now we have discussed
    The penchant for a man's lust
    Is there nothing else to print
    Are you guys short on your rent
    'Cause this ain't worth all the fuss

  2. #2

    When pursued by an old politician,
    Donna interviews for a position.
    But she won't take dictation,
    Which leads to deflation,
    Though he keeps up his noxious emission.

  3. #3

    Rick wins.

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