Comments on: Monkeyrotica: Bait-taker

By: monkeyrotica

monkeyrotica — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:05:33 +0000

I highly recommend New Life Wellness Center. They make gut blowout an art form. There's also a chinese carryout across the street that's doing some great work with porkchop sandwiches. Tell 'em, "Monkey sent ya!"

By: John B. Tater

John B. Tater — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:10:47 +0000

I too would like to know where to find good colonics for research for my play about D.C. businessman.

By: monkeyrotica

monkeyrotica — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:10:19 +0000

Well, in that case, I for one would love to know where Jule goes to find DC's best porkchops, cocaine, hookers, and colonics, preferrably at a one-stop-shop.

By: J

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:54:50 +0000

Monkey- u are hilarious keep it up. BTW- Jule is a managing editor, not an intern.

By: monkeyrotica

monkeyrotica — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:11:13 +0000

The "e" in "monkeyrotica" is a silent "e." Like in "banana."

By: IMGoph

IMGoph — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:00:24 +0000

there are still two "e"s in it somewhere on this page...

By: sock puppet

sock puppet — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:05:00 +0000

I think monkyrotica would be a bad habit.

By: Amanda Hess

Amanda Hess — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:04:05 +0000

I'm sorry, but there is an "e" in "monkeyrotica."

By: monkeyrotica

monkeyrotica — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:12:10 +0000

Apologies? Well, so far I've had them from most of the crowned heads of Europe, the notable exception being ex-King Zog of Albania. And the Holy See. But honestly, I don't know what the big deal is. So I like good cheap food. Maybe you obscenely wealthy City Paper interns can afford artisinal sausages, but SOME of us have expensive drug habits, bookies, and perverted sex habits for which we have to pay.

By: IMGoph

IMGoph — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:51:49 +0000

damnit! the nelson muntz tags didn't come through...me=fail.

By: IMGoph

IMGoph — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:51:13 +0000

HA HA!

By: Jule Banville

Jule Banville — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:38:29 +0000

Fixed. Sorry I didn't get your ridiculous handle right. Is this the first time someone's apologized to you?

By: monkeyrotica

monkeyrotica — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:35:55 +0000

Look, this is the last time I'm telling you. There's no "e" in "monkeyrotica." We dropped the "e" when we emigrated from Provence. You must be new here, Jule. I'll let it slide this time. But don't let it happen again or I'll eat your face.