An Offer You Can Refuse
Speaking of internet ticket jam-ups: Tickets for the August 15 Merriweather Post Pavillion/Pavilion date on Phish's reunion tour, the only tour stop in this market, go on sale tomorrow at 11 a.m. All shows on the tour are selling out immediately.
So what kind of folks will be pounding away on their keyboards come sale time?
Well, here's an ad that appeared on the Washington, DC Craigslist site on Dec. 19, 2008 (PostingID: 964346143), from a guy who scored, so to speak, some passes to Phish's March 8 show at Hampton Coliseum, during the last Web sale:
Me – Holder of 2 extra Phish Tickets for Sunday Hampton
You – Attractive Female 18-30I'm looking for the sweetest trade of all – ANAL – that is right – good old-fashioned anal sex for 2 Phish Tickets. We meet, we have anal and you get 2 hard copy lottery tix for Phish – easy, simple and everyone wins – I bust a nut in your a$$ and you get to go to the show.If your interested please reply with a pic and I will be happy to send you my confirmation letter with Phish as proof.
God only knows what sorta bartering this dude would go for if he got his hands on a pair of Easter Egg Roll tickets.
1:32 pm
Oxymoron: Attractive female looking for Phish tickets.
I love Phish as much as the next guy. Probably more. But have you SEEN some of those silver-backed gorillas on tour?
1:52 pm
So, you get fucked in the ass, and THEN you have to go to a Phish concert? Just fuck me in the ass twice, and we'll call it even.
2:38 pm
AH:
i agree, the deal does seem a little redundant. like a typical Phish tune.
but, in fairness to the vendor, he's offering an "old fashioned" version of the act, and promises that "everyone wins."
if you're reading this, vendor dude, please let us know if you got any takers, and if, you know, everyone won.
3:15 pm
Nothing's better than watching Phish with an assload of jizz.
7:49 pm
This guy is barking up an ivy infested tree, but my new hero nonetheless. After witnessing first hand the depths of wookie depravity in all its glory during the late 90's and beyond, I can assure all of you that this classified will be answered and that my boy will find out what its like to get up in Chewbacca's taint, but only as long as he's Kind about it and offers her a recycled tissue afterwards.