City Desk

Be the Bill

Attention Bill Clinton lookalikes! You could be in a low-budget movie that hasn't yet been picked up. But it totally could be!

Washington Biz Journal just floated a little gem about a Clinton casting happening at the Ritz-Carlton Pentagon City (you know, where Lewinsky was grilled... and then allowed to shop) the weekend before the inauguration. The indie film, tentatively titled The Blue Dress (wonder what it's about?), already has a few roles cast, including an actress from the Philly area playing Monica and Paula Jones playing...Paula Jones. The parts of Al Gore, Ken Starr, and other key players (i.e. Secret Service extras) are also up for grabs.

But mainly the filmmaker, Daniel Vovak of Behesda, wants to find his Bill. And remember, this was in his paunchy days, so go for a jog and then stop for burgers on your way out.

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  • Wang

    Speaking of Bill Clinton:

    It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

    Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    (I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
    “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.