Because I Just Can’t Stop Making Fun of Twilight…

Comments

1. Aarti Gupta December 19th, 2008
   12:51 pm
   #1

   OMG! I died laughing. This is great!

2. Zero December 30th, 2008
   7:59 pm
   #2

   This is not funny and who ever thinks that it is has done something to somebody else that was innocent of their deciet in the matter. This is cruel and unkind and represents a bahumbug stealing the innocence of a childs mind, and, if I had to bet, then it would that the person I speak of took away the others person adult child and filled with lies about their mother.

   You should hang your heads in shame about such disgrace of a childs dream. Who is to say that a kid cannot log on to see this and then know that adults of all kinds totally suck.

3. Anti-Zero May 5th, 2009
   5:50 pm
   #3

   Zero, you are a faggot. AND, BESIDES THE POINT, IT IS FUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY. Come on, say it with me, FUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY. What kind of innocent 'child' would read a book about, and I quote "Again, the fabric clung to his perfectly muscled chest. It was a colossal tribute to this face that it kept my eyes away from his body” (p 197). This is a teen girl's (not guy's: guys would vomit) fanfic, WET dream, not just a plain 'kid's dream'. Go freakin' read Dracula, eh?

4. Lexie July 13th, 2009
   4:17 pm
   #4

   OMG this is so great! I used to love twilight before it got popular, like, last year, but now I see how clichè it is and how easy it is to make fun of... I love this!

   my friend made this up:

   your pale white and ice cold
   you dont go out in the sunlight
   you speek as if from a different place
   how old are you ?

   a day old

   how LONG have you been a day old ?

   awhile...

   i know what you are

   say it , out loud.

   french vanilla ice cream

   are you hungry ?

   no

   then ask my the most basic question .
   what do you want on us ?

   i dont care . your too precious to me

   im going to show you what i really look like .
   in the sunlight

   im ready .

5. tiffypoo July 13th, 2009
   4:58 pm
   #5

   LEXA! you didn't even ask becca if you could post that !
   :O you bad little girl!
   but i guess this is kinda funny ..
   i guess ?
   i dont get how you have so much time on your hands to make fun of things though.

6. Watch New Moon Online November 24th, 2009
   4:38 pm
   #6

   Great site to watch new moon online :D